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LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND: redpilled, channer, dog lover, WGTOW, anarcho-capitalist, League of Legends player, poker player, never been kissed, virgin, no friends, religious, UDR fan, skinny, foot fetishist, listens to Chico Buarque, weeaboo, hikikomori, otaku, gamer, furry, fujoshi, heterosexual, federal employee, Bitcoin trader, hacker, defacer, cubist, pen spinner, card memorization record holder, shy, pet mom, hydrated, sugar-free, healthy, YouTuber, Netolover, pooper, ticket scalper, shitposter, anarchist, materialist, rocker, crossdresser, mono Talon vlogger, blogger, e-girl, lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, Grinder user, hypnotist, loyal, existential nihilist, metalhead, headbanger, armpit hair enthusiast, patriot, masochist, ballbuster, Minecraft player, smelly vagina, and someone who isn’t afraid to kick me in the balls for the love of God, I can’t find a girl to kick me in the balls, please God, I beg you, I can’t take it anymore, this isn’t a meme, why are you all afraid to kick me in the balls?
\*\*Race\*\*: Nordic
\*\*Height\*\*: 170cm+
\*\*Skin\*\*: Fitzpatrick type 1 or 2
\*\*Eyes\*\*: Martin scale 7+
\*\*Hair\*\*: Any color, but only straight or wavy (FIA)
\*\*Nose\*\*: Straight or upturned
\*\*Skull\*\*: Dolichocephalic or mesocephalic
\*\*Glasses\*\*: No
\*\*Braces\*\*: No
\*\*Cleft chin\*\*: No
\*\*Dimples\*\*: No
\*\*Attached earlobes\*\*: No
\*\*Protruding ears\*\*: No
\*\*V-shaped bangs\*\*: No
\*\*Body hair\*\*: Very little
\*\*Tattoos\*\*: No
\*\*Degree\*\*: Only research-oriented fields
\*\*University\*\*: Only prestigious ones
\*\*Math skills\*\*: Yes
\*\*Languages\*\*: Fluent in English and one other language
\*\*Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs\*\*: No, none
\*\*Personality\*\*: Introverted
\*\*Culture\*\*: Western European
\*\*Religion\*\*: Orthodox Christian
\*\*Must enjoy listening to Rogério Skylab\*\*:
To be honest, you need a very high IQ to understand Rogério Skylab. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern philosophy, most jokes will go over the average viewer’s head. There’s also Rogério’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization—his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Rogério Skylab are truly idiots—of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the existential humor in Rogério’s catchphrase “Chico Xavier is gay and Roberto Carlos has a wooden leg,” which is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic \*Fathers and Sons\*. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rogério’s genius unfolds on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I do have a Rogério Skylab tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only—and even then, they must demonstrate that their IQ is within 5 points of mine (preferably lower).
\*\*Routine, Habits, and Interests\*\*: NoFap + cold showers + eating raw meat + eating while facing the wall + biohacking + sleeping on the floor + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + PUA + jelqing + sleeping 5 hours a day + unsweetened iced coffee + equestrianism + Enéas compilations + raw garlic + Joe Rogan podcast + redpill + Brain Force + fasting + Seventh-day Adventist meditation + focus and intelligence music + online IQ tests + Viking lineage Facebook groups + staying away from 4G internet poles + Varg Vikernes YouTube + Monica’s Gang strawberry hookah flavor + blowing vape in the face of anyone trying to enter the university block + 5 seconds of calisthenics in the Atacama Desert + darkcel + Aécio Neves glasses in profile picture + reading Nietzsche quotes on BrainyQuote + raising chickens in the bedroom without parents knowing + raw garlic + a spoonful of olive oil upon waking and before sleeping + 24-hour fast every 72 hours + watching VT on Premiere right after the stadium + Ultras World channel + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + buying Paul Waggener’s articles + Centurion METHOD + humiliation exposure to build mental resilience + showering barefoot in a gym shower with a piss-covered floor + home workouts + sleep hacking + entrepreneurship + 10 self-help books a month + PUA + Super Fan Seal of Fury and Tradition + Biokinesis + 432Hz music + moving the stick without blinking + transcendental meditation + veganism + minoxidil for beard growth + Jason Statham filmography + watching \*Vikings\* + redpill + going to the cinema alone + Saitama training + quantum coach + coffee enema + Lair Ribeiro diet + alkaline water + Wim Hof Method + Hyperborean wisdom + Nova Resistência articles + Dídimo Matos Library + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare the Curupira + jumping three times every time you get out of bed + saying “amen” when a blue 1113 passes you on the street + 100 push-ups a day + 6 months of jelqing + guided ejaculation + Thule Society + Vril energy + aluminum foil hat to protect against CIA psychotronic weapons + Smiliguido notebook + asking the mailman for a blessing every Monday morning + 3 hours at the gym + 4 hours of running + chewing coffee + Dr. Rey’s penile exercises + Rocky saga marathon + Rocky soundtrack + \*The Expendables\* trilogy + Jason Statham movies + whistling Palmeiras anthem upside down + Nicola channel intro on loop + Antonio Conte lectures + Rodrigo Baltar videos + Gustavo Gambit tips + Italian lessons + sleeping while listening to Ultraje a Rigor + reading \*Walden\* naked in the Atlantic Forest at dawn + listening to sped-up music + Arabic Gregorian chant + teaching Botafogo anthem to a cockatiel + frying food with lard + watching risky situation videos to prepare for danger + Holistic Therapy with UFPR graduates at the Botanical Garden + Radiesthesia to harmonize home vibrations + Metatron 432Hz on YouTube chanting the I AM prayer + reading \*The Da Vinci Code\* + Quantum Jesus + Pull-up bar at the square at dawn listening to Jordan Peterson audiobook narrated by the guy from Fatos Desconhecidos + POPEYE SHARPENING THE DICK group + MyInstants AEEE KASINAO + Fausto Silva memes + reading \*The Gospel of Animals\* + Copini’s Instagram stories + SocialGames7 channel with Gustavo Gambit and Co. + Raphael Machado texts (Nova Resistência) + former member of Orthodox Communism group + Monja Coen + Making origami with Bis paper + losing money on claw machines + smoking straw cigarettes with grandpa + breaking toothpicks in half after use + reciting the Lord’s Prayer in Aramaic + trying to communicate with Ashtar Sheran + becoming a catechist and teaching Plínio Salgado to children + 21-day cleansing of Saint Michael the Archangel + removing phimosis by eating tight chicken ass + White WifeBeater tank top with light jeans and brown boots + Joining the Foreign Legion + Buying eucalyptus logs to replicate the Centurion Method but never starting the training + selling credit card machines + reading the Unabomber’s writings + Listening to Paul Waggener’s discography + reading all of Pavel Tsatsouline’s books + listening to politically suspicious Slavic rap + coffee with a cube of butter before the first meal of the day + drinking 2L of milk daily + Stronglifts 5x5 + Ketogenic Diet + Jason’s GIGA PROJECT channel + Cd do TRETA + buying a beer tower at the prensadão + 2 Tadalafellas capsules before sex + only buying imported Japanese food for the diet + eating unsalted rice with raw fish wrapped in seaweed + memes from Dollynho Puritano page + Deus Vult on Facebook cover + accessing Dogolachan from the school computer to post gay fanfiction about Gilberto Barros + Trolling McDonald’s employees on Habbo Hotel + calling Motel Astúrias to ask about the price of the Bauducco cookies on their website + Ordering pizza to Rua dos Tamoios, house number 18 with a red gate + Cosplaying as a Russian on Omegle asking people to show their butts + Sleeping while imagining a line for astral travel + Reciting Homer to a homeless person + Taking antibiotics with breakfast + Meditating while imagining the violet light representing transmuting energy + Reiki Workshop from Luz da Serra channel.
\*\*First of all!\*\* Go to hell, flat-earth women! Along with all the ones who contradicted me in the past few months saying, “dur hur, you know nothing about paleontology, go watch your Filipino cartoons and stop bothering us.” ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! DID YOU READ THAT RIGHT? ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! The scam is so obvious now, they can’t hide it anymore—ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! Some had more, some had less, BUT THEY ALL HAD THEM. And while we’re at it, THERE WAS NO METEOR, DAMN IT! Probably natural climate changes, along with the gradual separation of continents, wiped out the megaflora and megafauna. And if there was a meteor, it only sped up the process in a very specific region. Now all that’s left is for the “experts” and the “Academy” to admit that dinosaurs never existed and that it was all a grotesque misinterpretation by people who had no idea what those skeletons were. They’re just ancient birds and mammals from millions of years ago. And before I forget, everyone who contradicted me can go to hell!
\*\*LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, NOT FOR MY LOOKS\*\*
Seriously, being good-looking isn’t easy in today’s society. It’s not just the lustful stares from women and men that bother me—it’s the fact that that’s all I am to people. I’m so much more than just a pretty face. I have qualities beyond that, and knowing that people don’t care about them because they’re too entranced by my beauty saddens me deeply.
I can’t take being handsome anymore. All I want is to be reborn in the body of an ugly person because, seriously, you have no idea how much it hurts to know that because of something I was born with (this incredible beauty), I’ll be labeled forever.
I work, I study, I search, I learn, I grow! I’m a human being like anyone else, not just a pretty face.
\*\*Question before I can date you: Are you into the occult?\*\*
This is the million-dollar question that I rarely see being asked.
If you’re not already, to become my girlfriend, you’ll need to be, and here’s how to do it:
It’s a fact that most specialized Western literature believes in God and Christ, just viewed through a different lens. There’s no ritual that will bring you closer to God—things are rarely that simple. However, with study and meditation, the path becomes clearer.
Understand that I’m no arbiter of truth, and what I tell you today might be proven false tomorrow. Also, one of the biggest problems in this field is the lack of a clear starting point, with most introductory works being complete garbage. That said, here’s my advice:
1. The most comprehensive path to what you want begins with an understanding of Hellenic thought. Much of the Christian worldview comes from classical antiquity, especially notions of harmony and beauty. I’m not asking you to read everything the Greeks ever wrote, but get a basic idea of their four humors, which is one of the origins of attributing personalities to natural elements. Learn a bit about their gods and Cosmos, as they’ll be used metaphorically in future texts. Understand that when a hermaphrodite appears in a specialized text, it’s not connected to modern deviations but to ancient symbolism (its origin is Platonic, specifically in \*The Symposium\*, during the discourses on love).
2. Much of Western magic’s origins come from the confluence of Greek and Egyptian cultures, including alchemy. The Emerald Tablet is a must-read. Learn about Maria the Jewess’s Axiom. Study alchemical symbolism, as it will be important for you in the future. It’s within alchemy that the Trinity is endlessly discussed (at least in Paracelsus’s school). Don’t pretend to be a master of spagyrics—chemists will do that better than you. Understand that there was no absolute separation between the material and spiritual, so the two fields evolved together throughout history. Also, some writers focused specifically on spiritual alchemy, while others focused on chemistry.
3. Study Kabbalah. I understand that it might be hard for some to pay attention to Jewish Kabbalah given the conspiratorial chans’ obsession with the character of an entire people, but like it or not, Judaism is the father of the Christian faith, and Jesus was Jewish. Understand that the Tree of Life is a study of God and His emanations, and much of your knowledge will come from it.
4. Read contemporary works on the subject. Pay attention to Hermetic writers, especially.
The occult is a pain, at least if you’re serious about studying it. You could spend a lifetime on an ambitious project like getting closer to God.
You can also skip some of the steps I mentioned. Much of Hellenic thought is “dispensable.” That said, I recommend understanding Ptolemy’s Cosmos and some planetary symbols, as they’ll help you in the future.
\*\*To date me, you also have to like these animes\*\*:
Akame ga Kill!, Akarui Sekai Keikaku, Ana Satsujin, Asu no Yoichi!, Azumanga Daioh, Balance Policy, Black Cat, BlazBlue: Remix Heart, Chichi ga Loli na Mono de, Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology, Come Come Vanilla!, Criminale!, Dog Style, Domina no Do!, Eden no Ori, Yu-Gi-Oh!
About watching Yu-Gi-Oh!: When I was a teenager, I liked it (back when it aired on TV Globinho and was trendy), but I don’t like it anymore, so I wouldn’t watch it again.
Memorable Yu-Gi-Oh! moments:
In 2003, Yu-Gi-Oh! was all the rage, and everyone in fifth and sixth grade played with pirated cards, while seventh and eighth graders didn’t care. By the way, in 2003, there were two big toy trends based on anime: Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and Beyblade. Another toy everyone in fifth and sixth grade brought to school after Yu-Gi-Oh! went out of style and Beyblade became the new trend was Beyblade.
Another memorable Yu-Gi-Oh! moment was in 2003 when kids at school made their own cards, drawing them and creating stats.
\*\*PREREQUISITE: LOVE WESTERN MOVIES.\*\*
\*\*IMPORTANT\*\*: If you like superhero movies, stop reading and go f\*\*\* yourself.
If you’re like that, stay away from me.
\*\*I DON’T WANT WOMEN WHO\*\*:
\- Swear
\- Smoke
\- Do drugs
\- Post pictures with alcohol
\- Drink (except
, that’s classy)
\- Go to clubs, parties, raves, etc.
\- Post pictures in short shorts, low-cut tops, or suggestive poses
There’s something I want you to understand about us men.
When you post a nude photo of yourself on Facebook, posing seductively, showing your breasts, or lying provocatively on your bed, the only thing you’re doing is making people lust after you—mostly men.
I know you’ll get excited about the 500 likes, 120 comments, and countless private messages! You’ll want to post more and more photos to feel on top of the world.
But there’s something important you need to know:
None of those guys who like, comment, or send private messages actually love you. All they want is to use you and then throw you away. Honestly, none of them would take you home to be their wife. Believe me, to them, you’re just a cheap girl seeking attention on Facebook.
Rich men—the ones with the money you’re after—or even poor men, admire women who dress modestly and respect themselves. Decent clothing that doesn’t reveal too much makes them love and respect you. It tells them you’re virtuous, someone they can take home to be a wife and mother.
In many cases, it tells them you were raised with moral principles and gives them insight into your good family background.
They don’t care much about excessive makeup. A woman worthy of marriage always stands out from the crowd, no matter what.
Value your body. Remember, diamonds are found by digging. Respect yourself, and a real man will respect you one way or another.
But you’ll earn a lot of respect: Woman, don’t show your body on Facebook. You don’t know what kind of people are looking. You’re a beautiful woman—you don’t need photos or to show so much. You can win people over with your charm, your smile, your education.
\*\*I also don’t want women who\*\*:
\- Have hooked up with my friends or more than 3 people in a single year
\- Don’t work or study (or are in a useless humanities program)
\- Don’t know basic household skills like washing, ironing, cooking, changing diapers, etc.
\- Are gold diggers
\- Always ask for gifts
\- Are already in a relationship
\- Don’t like kids or say they don’t want children (people who don’t want kids are untrustworthy)
\- Have buffalo piercings
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND: redpilled, channer, dog lover, WGTOW, anarcho-capitalist, League of Legends player, poker player, never been kissed, virgin, no friends, religious, UDR fan, skinny, foot fetishist, listens to Chico Buarque, weeaboo, hikikomori, otaku, gamer, furry, fujoshi, heterosexual, federal employee, Bitcoin trader, hacker, defacer, cubist, pen spinner, card memorization record holder, shy, pet mom, hydrated, sugar-free, healthy, YouTuber, Netolover, pooper, ticket scalper, shitposter, anarchist, materialist, rocker, crossdresser, mono Talon vlogger, blogger, e-girl, lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, Grinder user, hypnotist, loyal, existential nihilist, metalhead, headbanger, armpit hair enthusiast, patriot, masochist, ballbuster, Minecraft player, smelly vagina, and someone who isn’t afraid to kick me in the balls for the love of God, I can’t find a girl to kick me in the balls, please God, I beg you, I can’t take it anymore, this isn’t a meme, why are you all afraid to kick me in the balls?
\*\*Race\*\*: Nordic
\*\*Height\*\*: 170cm+
\*\*Skin\*\*: Fitzpatrick type 1 or 2
\*\*Eyes\*\*: Martin scale 7+
\*\*Hair\*\*: Any color, but only straight or wavy (FIA)
\*\*Nose\*\*: Straight or upturned
\*\*Skull\*\*: Dolichocephalic or mesocephalic
\*\*Glasses\*\*: No
\*\*Braces\*\*: No
\*\*Cleft chin\*\*: No
\*\*Dimples\*\*: No
\*\*Attached earlobes\*\*: No
\*\*Protruding ears\*\*: No
\*\*V-shaped bangs\*\*: No
\*\*Body hair\*\*: Very little
\*\*Tattoos\*\*: No
\*\*Degree\*\*: Only research-oriented fields
\*\*University\*\*: Only prestigious ones
\*\*Math skills\*\*: Yes
\*\*Languages\*\*: Fluent in English and one other language
\*\*Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs\*\*: No, none
\*\*Personality\*\*: Introverted
\*\*Culture\*\*: Western European
\*\*Religion\*\*: Orthodox Christian
\*\*Must enjoy listening to Rogério Skylab\*\*:
To be honest, you need a very high IQ to understand Rogério Skylab. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern philosophy, most jokes will go over the average viewer’s head. There’s also Rogério’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization—his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Rogério Skylab are truly idiots—of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the existential humor in Rogério’s catchphrase “Chico Xavier is gay and Roberto Carlos has a wooden leg,” which is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic \*Fathers and Sons\*. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rogério’s genius unfolds on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I do have a Rogério Skylab tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only—and even then, they must demonstrate that their IQ is within 5 points of mine (preferably lower).
\*\*Routine, Habits, and Interests\*\*: NoFap + cold showers + eating raw meat + eating while facing the wall + biohacking + sleeping on the floor + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + PUA + jelqing + sleeping 5 hours a day + unsweetened iced coffee + equestrianism + Enéas compilations + raw garlic + Joe Rogan podcast + redpill + Brain Force + fasting + Seventh-day Adventist meditation + focus and intelligence music + online IQ tests + Viking lineage Facebook groups + staying away from 4G internet poles + Varg Vikernes YouTube + Monica’s Gang strawberry hookah flavor + blowing vape in the face of anyone trying to enter the university block + 5 seconds of calisthenics in the Atacama Desert + darkcel + Aécio Neves glasses in profile picture + reading Nietzsche quotes on BrainyQuote + raising chickens in the bedroom without parents knowing + raw garlic + a spoonful of olive oil upon waking and before sleeping + 24-hour fast every 72 hours + watching VT on Premiere right after the stadium + Ultras World channel + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + buying Paul Waggener’s articles + Centurion METHOD + humiliation exposure to build mental resilience + showering barefoot in a gym shower with a piss-covered floor + home workouts + sleep hacking + entrepreneurship + 10 self-help books a month + PUA + Super Fan Seal of Fury and Tradition + Biokinesis + 432Hz music + moving the stick without blinking + transcendental meditation + veganism + minoxidil for beard growth + Jason Statham filmography + watching \*Vikings\* + redpill + going to the cinema alone + Saitama training + quantum coach + coffee enema + Lair Ribeiro diet + alkaline water + Wim Hof Method + Hyperborean wisdom + Nova Resistência articles + Dídimo Matos Library + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare the Curupira + jumping three times every time you get out of bed + saying “amen” when a blue 1113 passes you on the street + 100 push-ups a day + 6 months of jelqing + guided ejaculation + Thule Society + Vril energy + aluminum foil hat to protect against CIA psychotronic weapons + Smiliguido notebook + asking the mailman for a blessing every Monday morning + 3 hours at the gym + 4 hours of running + chewing coffee + Dr. Rey’s penile exercises + Rocky saga marathon + Rocky soundtrack + \*The Expendables\* trilogy + Jason Statham movies + whistling Palmeiras anthem upside down + Nicola channel intro on loop + Antonio Conte lectures + Rodrigo Baltar videos + Gustavo Gambit tips + Italian lessons + sleeping while listening to Ultraje a Rigor + reading \*Walden\* naked in the Atlantic Forest at dawn + listening to sped-up music + Arabic Gregorian chant + teaching Botafogo anthem to a cockatiel + frying food with lard + watching risky situation videos to prepare for danger + Holistic Therapy with UFPR graduates at the Botanical Garden + Radiesthesia to harmonize home vibrations + Metatron 432Hz on YouTube chanting the I AM prayer + reading \*The Da Vinci Code\* + Quantum Jesus + Pull-up bar at the square at dawn listening to Jordan Peterson audiobook narrated by the guy from Fatos Desconhecidos + POPEYE SHARPENING THE DICK group + MyInstants AEEE KASINAO + Fausto Silva memes + reading \*The Gospel of Animals\* + Copini’s Instagram stories + SocialGames7 channel with Gustavo Gambit and Co. + Raphael Machado texts (Nova Resistência) + former member of Orthodox Communism group + Monja Coen + Making origami with Bis paper + losing money on claw machines + smoking straw cigarettes with grandpa + breaking toothpicks in half after use + reciting the Lord’s Prayer in Aramaic + trying to communicate with Ashtar Sheran + becoming a catechist and teaching Plínio Salgado to children + 21-day cleansing of Saint Michael the Archangel + removing phimosis by eating tight chicken ass + White WifeBeater tank top with light jeans and brown boots + Joining the Foreign Legion + Buying eucalyptus logs to replicate the Centurion Method but never starting the training + selling credit card machines + reading the Unabomber’s writings + Listening to Paul Waggener’s discography + reading all of Pavel Tsatsouline’s books + listening to politically suspicious Slavic rap + coffee with a cube of butter before the first meal of the day + drinking 2L of milk daily + Stronglifts 5x5 + Ketogenic Diet + Jason’s GIGA PROJECT channel + Cd do TRETA + buying a beer tower at the prensadão + 2 Tadalafellas capsules before sex + only buying imported Japanese food for the diet + eating unsalted rice with raw fish wrapped in seaweed + memes from Dollynho Puritano page + Deus Vult on Facebook cover + accessing Dogolachan from the school computer to post gay fanfiction about Gilberto Barros + Trolling McDonald’s employees on Habbo Hotel + calling Motel Astúrias to ask about the price of the Bauducco cookies on their website + Ordering pizza to Rua dos Tamoios, house number 18 with a red gate + Cosplaying as a Russian on Omegle asking people to show their butts + Sleeping while imagining a line for astral travel + Reciting Homer to a homeless person + Taking antibiotics with breakfast + Meditating while imagining the violet light representing transmuting energy + Reiki Workshop from Luz da Serra channel.
\*\*First of all!\*\* Go to hell, flat-earth women! Along with all the ones who contradicted me in the past few months saying, “dur hur, you know nothing about paleontology, go watch your Filipino cartoons and stop bothering us.” ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! DID YOU READ THAT RIGHT? ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! The scam is so obvious now, they can’t hide it anymore—ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS! Some had more, some had less, BUT THEY ALL HAD THEM. And while we’re at it, THERE WAS NO METEOR, DAMN IT! Probably natural climate changes, along with the gradual separation of continents, wiped out the megaflora and megafauna. And if there was a meteor, it only sped up the process in a very specific region. Now all that’s left is for the “experts” and the “Academy” to admit that dinosaurs never existed and that it was all a grotesque misinterpretation by people who had no idea what those skeletons were. They’re just ancient birds and mammals from millions of years ago. And before I forget, everyone who contradicted me can go to hell!
\*\*LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, NOT FOR MY LOOKS\*\*
Seriously, being good-looking isn’t easy in today’s society. It’s not just the lustful stares from women and men that bother me—it’s the fact that that’s all I am to people. I’m so much more than just a pretty face. I have qualities beyond that, and knowing that people don’t care about them because they’re too entranced by my beauty saddens me deeply.
I can’t take being handsome anymore. All I want is to be reborn in the body of an ugly person because, seriously, you have no idea how much it hurts to know that because of something I was born with (this incredible beauty), I’ll be labeled forever.
I work, I study, I search, I learn, I grow! I’m a human being like anyone else, not just a pretty face.
\*\*Question before I can date you: Are you into the occult?\*\*
This is the million-dollar question that I rarely see being asked.
If you’re not already, to become my girlfriend, you’ll need to be, and here’s how to do it:
It’s a fact that most specialized Western literature believes in God and Christ, just viewed through a different lens. There’s no ritual that will bring you closer to God—things are rarely that simple. However, with study and meditation, the path becomes clearer.
Understand that I’m no arbiter of truth, and what I tell you today might be proven false tomorrow. Also, one of the biggest problems in this field is the lack of a clear starting point, with most introductory works being complete garbage. That said, here’s my advice:
1. The most comprehensive path to what you want begins with an understanding of Hellenic thought. Much of the Christian worldview comes from classical antiquity, especially notions of harmony and beauty. I’m not asking you to read everything the Greeks ever wrote, but get a basic idea of their four humors, which is one of the origins of attributing personalities to natural elements. Learn a bit about their gods and Cosmos, as they’ll be used metaphorically in future texts. Understand that when a hermaphrodite appears in a specialized text, it’s not connected to modern deviations but to ancient symbolism (its origin is Platonic, specifically in \*The Symposium\*, during the discourses on love).
2. Much of Western magic’s origins come from the confluence of Greek and Egyptian cultures, including alchemy. The Emerald Tablet is a must-read. Learn about Maria the Jewess’s Axiom. Study alchemical symbolism, as it will be important for you in the future. It’s within alchemy that the Trinity is endlessly discussed (at least in Paracelsus’s school). Don’t pretend to be a master of spagyrics—chemists will do that better than you. Understand that there was no absolute separation between the material and spiritual, so the two fields evolved together throughout history. Also, some writers focused specifically on spiritual alchemy, while others focused on chemistry.
3. Study Kabbalah. I understand that it might be hard for some to pay attention to Jewish Kabbalah given the conspiratorial chans’ obsession with the character of an entire people, but like it or not, Judaism is the father of the Christian faith, and Jesus was Jewish. Understand that the Tree of Life is a study of God and His emanations, and much of your knowledge will come from it.
4. Read contemporary works on the subject. Pay attention to Hermetic writers, especially.
The occult is a pain, at least if you’re serious about studying it. You could spend a lifetime on an ambitious project like getting closer to God.
You can also skip some of the steps I mentioned. Much of Hellenic thought is “dispensable.” That said, I recommend understanding Ptolemy’s Cosmos and some planetary symbols, as they’ll help you in the future.
\*\*To date me, you also have to like these animes\*\*:
Akame ga Kill!, Akarui Sekai Keikaku, Ana Satsujin, Asu no Yoichi!, Azumanga Daioh, Balance Policy, Black Cat, BlazBlue: Remix Heart, Chichi ga Loli na Mono de, Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology, Come Come Vanilla!, Criminale!, Dog Style, Domina no Do!, Eden no Ori, Yu-Gi-Oh!
About watching Yu-Gi-Oh!: When I was a teenager, I liked it (back when it aired on TV Globinho and was trendy), but I don’t like it anymore, so I wouldn’t watch it again.
Memorable Yu-Gi-Oh! moments:
In 2003, Yu-Gi-Oh! was all the rage, and everyone in fifth and sixth grade played with pirated cards, while seventh and eighth graders didn’t care. By the way, in 2003, there were two big toy trends based on anime: Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and Beyblade. Another toy everyone in fifth and sixth grade brought to school after Yu-Gi-Oh! went out of style and Beyblade became the new trend was Beyblade.
Another memorable Yu-Gi-Oh! moment was in 2003 when kids at school made their own cards, drawing them and creating stats.
\*\*PREREQUISITE: LOVE WESTERN MOVIES.\*\*
\*\*IMPORTANT\*\*: If you like superhero movies, stop reading and go f\*\*\* yourself.
If you’re like that, stay away from me.
\*\*I DON’T WANT WOMEN WHO\*\*:
\- Swear
\- Smoke
\- Do drugs
\- Post pictures with alcohol
\- Drink (except
, that’s classy) \- Go to clubs, parties, raves, etc.
\- Post pictures in short shorts, low-cut tops, or suggestive poses
There’s something I want you to understand about us men.
When you post a nude photo of yourself on Facebook, posing seductively, showing your breasts, or lying provocatively on your bed, the only thing you’re doing is making people lust after you—mostly men.
I know you’ll get excited about the 500 likes, 120 comments, and countless private messages! You’ll want to post more and more photos to feel on top of the world.
But there’s something important you need to know:
None of those guys who like, comment, or send private messages actually love you. All they want is to use you and then throw you away. Honestly, none of them would take you home to be their wife. Believe me, to them, you’re just a cheap girl seeking attention on Facebook.
Rich men—the ones with the money you’re after—or even poor men, admire women who dress modestly and respect themselves. Decent clothing that doesn’t reveal too much makes them love and respect you. It tells them you’re virtuous, someone they can take home to be a wife and mother.
In many cases, it tells them you were raised with moral principles and gives them insight into your good family background.
They don’t care much about excessive makeup. A woman worthy of marriage always stands out from the crowd, no matter what.
Value your body. Remember, diamonds are found by digging. Respect yourself, and a real man will respect you one way or another.
But you’ll earn a lot of respect: Woman, don’t show your body on Facebook. You don’t know what kind of people are looking. You’re a beautiful woman—you don’t need photos or to show so much. You can win people over with your charm, your smile, your education.
\*\*I also don’t want women who\*\*:
\- Have hooked up with my friends or more than 3 people in a single year
\- Don’t work or study (or are in a useless humanities program)
\- Don’t know basic household skills like washing, ironing, cooking, changing diapers, etc.
\- Are gold diggers
\- Always ask for gifts
\- Are already in a relationship
\- Don’t like kids or say they don’t want children (people who don’t want kids are untrustworthy)
\- Have buffalo piercings
I’m tryna help
