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Looking for dating app bio and prompt recommendations.

hyperion

hyperion

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Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
 
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just say you're God and keep the persona you use on this forum
ladies might love it
 
hyperion said:
Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
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Dont
 
hghosttttt said:
just say you're God and keep the persona you use on this forum
ladies might love it
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obviously this is a joke. But I'm genuinely interested in what success people think - or alternatively what sexually active women on this forum would typically react in a swift and informative matter.

@junebug, thoughts?
 
hyperion said:
Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
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Just say you like long walks on the beach for the opening line its classic and funny.
 
hyperion said:
Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
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Start over
 
hyperion said:
Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
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No one reads that
 
hyperion said:
obviously this is a joke. But I'm genuinely interested in what success people think - or alternatively what sexually active women on this forum would typically react in a swift and informative matter.

@junebug, thoughts?
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Me?? Sexually active??! Am I reading this right?

My rice purity score is still in the nineties
 
MasterOfTheZygo said:
Just say you like long walks on the beach for the opening line its classic and funny.
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Before the opening line, I'm talking bio.

I can't suggest an activity - because she might think I'll take her for a walk.

The only cardio I do is hip thrusts.
 
RafaelfromtheO said:
I 😭 Like 😭 Cocks😭 in my ass 😭


For you f****t ass n***a
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n***a could collect enough rain to provide for thirsty cunts in Africa for one year during the course of one light pour - shut your horse f****t face up. Maybe speak with your chin up next time cunt.
 
hyperion said:
n***a could collect enough rain to provide for thirsty cunts in Africa for one year during the course of one light pour - shut your horse f****t face up. Maybe speak with your chin up next time cunt.
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DNR, Bang Bang
 
RafaelfromtheO said:
DNR, Bang Bang
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Pawned you discussing fuck.

I know you're self-conscious about it too.

Cut my name into your forehead and send it to me, I might forgive you.
 
hyperion said:
Before the opening line, I'm talking bio.

I can't suggest an activity - because she might think I'll take her for a walk.

The only cardio I do is hip thrusts.
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Yeah but its obv a joke like I like long walks on the beach is a joke that would be great for the opening line of your bio
 
I'm looking for actual advice that I will implement - and in future report on.

I am shadow banned on hinge for using the first Google search image of "attractive male with muscles".

However, tinder has proven to be successful with my subpar bio and prompts.
 
junebug said:
Me?? Sexually active??! Am I reading this right?

My rice purity score is still in the nineties
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Maybe you're selling yourself short. Have you ever face revealed?
 
it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife
 
hyperion said:
Maybe you're selling yourself short. Have you ever face revealed?
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Haven't face revealed.
It's by choice at this point, I've rejected people before. It's probably because there's something wrong with my brain, or maybe all of my pursuers are low quality goons who only want sex. Who knows. Either way I'm not attracted to them.
 
junebug said:
Haven't face revealed.
It's by choice at this point, I've rejected people before. It's probably because there's something wrong with my brain, or maybe all of my pursuers are low quality goons who only want sex. Who knows. Either way I'm not attracted to them.
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Dude so…. ?????
 
Didn’t you say you have multiple girlfriends?
 
junebug said:
Haven't face revealed.
It's by choice at this point, I've rejected people before. It's probably because there's something wrong with my brain, or maybe all of my pursuers are low quality goons who only want sex. Who knows. Either way I'm not attracted to them.
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Obviously I'm not going to infer anything, but if you're interested in a long term relationship on the basis you want to establish the "love of your life" (a trope typically found in most movie and novel media we consume) - unfortunately you're likely to either get cheated on or establish an undesirable relationship.

Im curious as to what your dating intentions are - would you be open to a sexual situation-ship, or see yourself not interested.

My greatest fear as a man is settling down before I find my optimal option. Typically first relationships don't pan out - as people need to amend large character flaws only shown when dependant on another person.

Don't disclose any information if it's too much information, and more than you're willing to share.
 
hyperion said:
Obviously I'm not going to infer anything, but if you're interested in a long term relationship on the basis you want to establish the "love of your life" (a trope typically found in most movie and novel media we consume) - unfortunately you're likely to either get cheated on or establish an undesirable relationship.

Im curious as to what your dating intentions are - would you be open to a sexual situation-ship, or see yourself not interested.

My greatest fear as a man is settling down before I find my optimal option. Typically first relationships don't pan out - as people need to amend large character flaws only shown when dependant on another person.

Don't disclose any information if it's too much information, and more than you're willing to share.
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So, personally, I want to date to marry. I want a very committed relationship and don't want to have sex until after I'm married. I don't mind dating multiple people to find my perfect match, but I choose relationships VERY carefully. I am very averse to IRL friendships (if they're gossipy/immature I can't handle being around them, for example) and I'm so selective with men that I haven't found one yet. Ideally in a perfect world I'd have my soulmate first try but I know it probably won't happen. I want someone inexperienced, very very smart, and a good communicator. I've gone for all kinds of looks in men but have been rejected all of the time so far. We'll see what college brings.
 
junebug said:
So, personally, I want to date to marry. I want a very committed relationship and don't want to have sex until after I'm married. I don't mind dating multiple people to find my perfect match, but I choose relationships VERY carefully. I am very averse to IRL friendships (if they're gossipy/immature I can't handle being around them, for example) and I'm so selective with men that I haven't found one yet. Ideally in a perfect world I'd have my soulmate first try but I know it probably won't happen. I want someone inexperienced, very very smart, and a good communicator. I've gone for all kinds of looks in men but have been rejected all of the time so far. We'll see what college brings.
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Obviously I'm a male, so I cannot sympathize with the concept of this in its entirety. But I do want to stress the importance of preference and the specifics of sexual excitement.

To establish my point - I would like to reference how this trope you fall under is frequently mentioned throughout most television and novel media, portraying a "true love" that is found once and never iterated over. For sake your your preference, I would like to remind you that most relationships founded by first time relationship-goers rarely last.

Added on this, you may never discover your true sexual preference if you limit your body count to only one.

Forgive me for my timeliness, I've been rather busy. I had further things I was going to discuss but have forgotten them since.
 
n***a ignore all the blue pilled bs here

If ur tall height that’s the only Bio that foids will read on a dating app nothing else matters

Hell if chad u can even put that ur a convicted sex offender like someone already did on tinder experiment
 
BigDihDiddy ⚦ said:
n***a ignore all the blue pilled bs here

If ur tall height that’s the only Bio that foids will read on a dating app nothing else matters

Hell if chad u can even put that ur a convicted sex offender like someone already did on tinder experiment
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If I’m 5 foot 11 can I fraud to 6
 
BigDihDiddy ⚦ said:
n***a ignore all the blue pilled bs here

If ur tall height that’s the only Bio that foids will read on a dating app nothing else matters

Hell if chad u can even put that ur a convicted sex offender like someone already did on tinder experiment
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I obviously fraud four inches taller - making me 8".

But I want people to find it easier to converse with me - by having some niche interests.
 
hyperion said:
Currently I'm preying on romance novels - but this invites purely retarded people not looking for a hook up.

I'm definitely not ugly - and need a bio and/or prompts that make it obvious I don't particularly care for rom-coms.

I would prefer to make all interactions brief - I don't care for particulars.
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Interesting post
 
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