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Once upon a time in the small town of Cochem off the Rhineland lived a young girl called @Huntergirl
Huntergirl never did her chores! All she did was eat sweets and post on looksmaxxing.com
Her father was very unhappy with young huntergirl, he said "if you don't do your chores before bedtime Rumpelstiltskin will whisk you away to ze dark and gloomy wald"
Of course huntergirl didnt listen! So she continued to post on the forum and eat her candy
Until it was her bedtime. As she lay there looking at her misty Kuckucksuhr all of a sudden she heard a tap tap tap at her window
Terrified she leapt out of bed paniciking. Then she heard a voice "lilly you havent done your chores now you must pay, you will live the rest of your life on all fours". All of a sudden huntergirl looked down at her skin and she noticed she was going to become a little pig
Rumpelstiltskin came in and led her out the window to his little encalve in the woods. "Yes tomorrow at the largest piggy competition I shall win the grand prize of 100,000 Reichsthaler from the burgermeister himself" He started hopping and jumping around like a madman
Little did he know, the 2 baddest boys in all of germany max and moritz (@Volksstaffel and @Yani ) were outside
As Rumpelstiltskin fell asleep the little boys came and took little huntergirl and led her away. They exclaimed "yippee yippee the piggy award will be won by us and we can buy all the snitchzel und marzipan und liquorice we want"
But little did they know in these woods lived a werwolf (@Newday )
The little boys and hunterpiggy where gobbled up
Huntergirl never did her chores! All she did was eat sweets and post on looksmaxxing.com
Her father was very unhappy with young huntergirl, he said "if you don't do your chores before bedtime Rumpelstiltskin will whisk you away to ze dark and gloomy wald"
Of course huntergirl didnt listen! So she continued to post on the forum and eat her candy
Until it was her bedtime. As she lay there looking at her misty Kuckucksuhr all of a sudden she heard a tap tap tap at her window
Terrified she leapt out of bed paniciking. Then she heard a voice "lilly you havent done your chores now you must pay, you will live the rest of your life on all fours". All of a sudden huntergirl looked down at her skin and she noticed she was going to become a little pig
Rumpelstiltskin came in and led her out the window to his little encalve in the woods. "Yes tomorrow at the largest piggy competition I shall win the grand prize of 100,000 Reichsthaler from the burgermeister himself" He started hopping and jumping around like a madman
Little did he know, the 2 baddest boys in all of germany max and moritz (@Volksstaffel and @Yani ) were outside
As Rumpelstiltskin fell asleep the little boys came and took little huntergirl and led her away. They exclaimed "yippee yippee the piggy award will be won by us and we can buy all the snitchzel und marzipan und liquorice we want"
But little did they know in these woods lived a werwolf (@Newday )
The little boys and hunterpiggy where gobbled up
