Looksmaxxing is easy

[s3amoonbear]

Just run, goon, and don’t get girls grow hair, this was fr softmaxxing
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[s3amoonbear]

I’m not done yet either, this was just a month, I gotta keep going and never stop

 

[trueceljester]

I’m not done yet either, this was just a month, I gotta keep going and never stop

How exactly is gooning helping with your ascension LMAO

 

[s3amoonbear]

How exactly is gooning helping with your ascension LMAO

Ngl helps with happiness and burns calories, also I do skincare and drink mad water so I don’t get the acne

 

[trueceljester]

Ngl helps with happiness

If I wanted a unnecessary dopamine hit I'd do heroin

 

[Meowsta]

doesnt gooning cause hairloss inmen

 

[Shkypot]

Just run, goon, and don’t get girls grow hair, this was fr softmaxxing
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Cagefuel

 

[s3amoonbear]

doesnt gooning cause hairloss inmen

I got crazy hair genetics, not even my great grandfather is bald

 

[s3amoonbear]

Cagefuel

Don’t put me In the cage

 

[trueceljester]

Ngl helps with happiness and burns calories, also I do skincare and drink mad water so I don’t get the acne

Gooning to burn calories might be the saddest thing I heard all day NGL

 

[s3amoonbear]

Gooning to burn calories might be the saddest thing I heard all day NGL

Yeah, I also run 5ks-10ks. I goon to sleep cuz I consume coffee

 

[trueceljester]

Yeah, I also run 5ks-10ks. I goon to sleep cuz I consume coffee

Did you just fucking say coffee?

 

[s3amoonbear]

Did you just fucking say coffee?

Yes, I drink espresso, cafe bustelo

 

[trueceljester]

Yes, I drink espresso, cafe bustelo

Okay so my joke didn't land, I'm migrating to org and becoming a f*g now.

 

[s3amoonbear]

Okay so my joke didn't land, I'm migrating to org and becoming a f*g now.

I didn’t notice that was goatis, wasn’t loading

 

[trueceljester]

I didn’t notice that was goatis, wasn’t loading

Okay I might not need to migrate to org, thanks bhai

 

[s3amoonbear]

Okay I might not need to migrate to org, thanks bhai

Nice pfp too, I got mad pics of James in my camera roll, I used to make mini edits of him

 

[trueceljester]

Nice pfp too, I got mad pics of James in my camera roll, I used to make mini edits of him

Bros camera roll is full of James XD

 

[Shkypot]

Just run, goon, and don’t get girls grow hair, this was fr softmaxxing
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[s3amoonbear]

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Fr ngl, but it’s only been a month and my skin is clear and I’m down 15 pounds

 

[trueceljester]

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this shit got insta screenshotted and cropped

 

[trueceljester]

Fr ngl, but it’s only been a month and my skin is clear and I’m down 15 pounds

Not to be a hater but you go from showing your front profile In lighting to showing 3/4 profile in a place so dark that a black guy could be in the background but we don't know bcs he wasn't smiling, If you wanted to really show a "ascension" do same lighting and same angle

 

[s3amoonbear]

Not to be a hater but you go from showing your front profile In lighting to showing 3/4 profile in a place so dark that a black guy could be in the background but we don't know bcs he wasn't smiling, If you wanted to really show a "ascension" do same lighting and same angle

Ight bet, I’m still hella chopped, sorry for my zesty poses

 

[trueceljester]

Ight bet, I’m still hella chopped, sorry for my zesty poses

If you look at the original photo (before Ascension), in a bright room, light on your face, and your cameras pointing directly at your face, whether its lens distortion, light showing your skin oils or angle, its completely different to the photos you still sent, if you can replicate the lighting, angle and most things as close as possible that, and if somehow by luck you look different, that'll be a real acension before and after, it just slightly seems that you're frauding your looks in the after photo, you could probably ascend but this is more of learning to fraud compared to ascending

 

[s3amoonbear]

If you look at the original photo (before Ascension), in a bright room, light on your face, and your cameras pointing directly at your face, whether its lens distortion, light showing your skin oils or angle, its completely different to the photos you still sent, if you can replicate the lighting, angle and most things as close as possible that, and if somehow by luck you look different, that'll be a real acension before and after, it just slightly seems that you're frauding your looks in the after photo, you could probably ascend but this is more of learning to fraud compared to ascending

I’ll try tmmrw I’m deadass bouta sleep rn, imma keep this open to remind me

 

[s3amoonbear]

If you look at the original photo (before Ascension), in a bright room, light on your face, and your cameras pointing directly at your face, whether its lens distortion, light showing your skin oils or angle, its completely different to the photos you still sent, if you can replicate the lighting, angle and most things as close as possible that, and if somehow by luck you look different, that'll be a real acension before and after, it just slightly seems that you're frauding your looks in the after photo, you could probably ascend but this is more of learning to fraud compared to ascending

Best you can get rn

 

[trueceljester]

Best you can get rn

face looks same except first one u looking down, but I admire the effort, keep grinding but don't feel annoyed if you won't insta ascend in 3 months, it takes time but it'll be worth it at the end, u got this gng

 

[s3amoonbear]

face looks same except first one u looking down, but I admire the effort, keep grinding but don't feel annoyed if you won't insta ascend in 3 months, it takes time but it'll be worth it at the end, u got this gng

Mad bloated

 

[s3amoonbear]

I dont do much treadmill cardio, now i just go outside in the cold In a T-shirt and run, jump, climb, and do calisthenics

 

[ChangNProgress]

Just run, goon, and don’t get girls grow hair, this was fr softmaxxing
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ts reminds me of that one adin ross gym improvement tweet with one of the replies being "all this n***a did was fart"

 

[s3amoonbear]

ts reminds me of that one adin ross gym improvement tweet with one of the replies being "all this n***a did was fart"

Bruh chill on me, ts is old

 

[ChangNProgress]

Bruh chill on me, ts is old

bro this was like 2 weeks ago wdym old, you wouldnt fuck a 2 week old baby and say that it was old for their age

 

[trueceljester]

bro this was like 2 weeks ago wdym old, you wouldnt fuck a 2 week old baby and say that it was old for their age

I remember that being one of the first posts I've seen, been calling solmoon a r****d since day 1

 

[s3amoonbear]

bro this was like 2 weeks ago wdym old, you wouldnt fuck a 2 week old baby and say that it was old for their age

Oh mb, i thought it was older, I hsve no concept of time

 

[ChangNProgress]

Oh mb, i thought it was older, I hsve no concept of time

if it was old it would be atleast 3 months old, like I would lowkey fuck that maybe prolly not

 

[s3amoonbear]

if it was old it would be atleast 3 months old, like I would lowkey fuck that maybe prolly not

"I would low-key fuck that" ????

 

[ChangNProgress]

"I would low-key fuck that" ????