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I stare at your pictures for hours on end
Dreaming, fantasizing about holding you
Feeling my hands on your bare skin
Just being with you
But I know it'll never happen
But I can't stop myself from fantasizing
I think about you for hours until I realize how much time
I've spent thinking of a scenario that will never happen
You're so beautiful and funny
And anytime I see your picture or even hear your name
My stomach flips and I get butterflies
Every word you say sends goosebumps all over my body
I've tried for so long not to look at you
To not look at pictures of you
To cut off all contact with you
But I can't stop it
I can't stop how I feel
I don't know if I'll ever stop feeling this way
At least not for a long time
When I see you with him it makes me sick to my stomach
And although that should put me off you, it doesn't
It only makes me want you more
If you knew how I felt, I wouldn't even be writing this shit
I wouldn't be so lonely
You'd understand how much you mean to me
You mean so much to me
I wish you'd look at me the way I look at you
I wish I could be with you
I just want to feel the warmth of your body next to mine, to see your smile
I want to play with your hair
See it shine under the sun as it hits you just right
I want to watch the sun sink behind the hills with you
Talk, laugh, make out
Anything
I just want anything from you
 
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I stare at your pictures for hours on end
Dreaming, fantasizing about holding you
Feeling my hands on your bare skin
Just being with you
But I know it'll never happen
But I can't stop myself from fantasizing
I think about you for hours until I realize how much time
I've spent thinking of a scenario that will never happen
You're so beautiful and funny
And anytime I see your picture or even hear your name
My stomach flips and I get butterflies
Every word you say sends goosebumps all over my body
I've tried for so long not to look at you
To not look at pictures of you
To cut off all contact with you
But I can't stop it
I can't stop how I feel
I don't know if I'll ever stop feeling this way
At least not for a long time
When I see you with him it makes me sick to my stomach
And although that should put me off you, it doesn't
It only makes me want you more
If you knew how I felt, I wouldn't even be writing this shit
I wouldn't be so lonely
You'd understand how much you mean to me
You mean so much to me
I wish you'd look at me the way I look at you
I wish I could be with you
I just want to feel the warmth of your body next to mine, to see your smile
I want to play with your hair
See it shine under the sun as it hits you just right
I want to watch the sun sink behind the hills with you
Talk, laugh, make out
Anything
I just want anything from you
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you
That I almost believe that they're real reference?
 
The statement that "monologues are far fetched For Most Monkeys" is a play on a famous quote from the movie
Mean Girls and relates to the scientific understanding that monkeys are not physically or cognitively capable of human-like speech or monologues.


Origin of the Phrase

The phrase is an adaptation of a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, where the character Gretchen Wieners attempts to introduce a new slang word:

  • Gretchen: "That is so fetch!"
  • Regina George: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
The user's statement applies this structure to the concept of monkeys delivering monologues, treating the idea as something "far fetched" or highly unlikely to "happen".


Scientific Reality

Scientifically, monkeys do not possess the ability to deliver monologues (long speeches) for several key reasons:

  • Cognitive Limitations: While some monkeys can use basic sign language or have more sophisticated vocalizations than previously thought, they lack the complex cognitive ability and neural control over their vocal tracts necessary for complex human language and speech.
  • Anatomical Limitations (Debunked Myth): For a long time, it was believed that the physical structure of a monkey's vocal tract prevented speech. However, a 2016 study published in Science Advances determined that macaques possess a "speech-ready" vocal anatomy but lack the required brainpower to make it work.
  • Communication Style: Monkeys communicate through a variety of calls, gestures, and facial expressions, but these are generally in response to immediate situations (like danger or finding food) and do not involve abstract thought or narrative unique to human monologues.

Cultural and Philosophical References

The user's statement also ties into broader cultural references regarding monkeys and human expression:

  • The Infinite Monkey Theorem: This mathematical thought experiment posits that an infinite number of monkeys randomly hitting keys on typewriters for an infinite amount of time would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. This illustrates the extreme improbability of monkeys producing coherent human text or monologues through random chance.
  • Internal Monologue: The concept of a "monologue" often implies an internal thought process or a sustained, solitary speech. It is a topic of debate whether animals, including monkeys, have a continuous internal monologue in the same way humans do.
 
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its not all bad
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