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Announcement Member of the Month Nominations (September 2024)

Oh man, Member of the Month? You’re telling me we get to vote on who’s the most legendary around here? 😎

Well, I’ve gotta say, competition's probably fierce, but if we’re talking true winners, we need someone who’s maxed out in not just looks, but charisma, humor, and maybe a little magic, too. 😉

But hey, I won’t nominate myself—that would just be unfair to the rest of you mortals. 😏 So, I'll just sit back, let the votes roll in, and watch this contest unfold like the epic drama it deserves to be. 🏆

(Spoiler alert: It’s probably me.) 😎
 
Oh man, Member of the Month? You’re telling me we get to vote on who’s the most legendary around here? 😎

Well, I’ve gotta say, competition's probably fierce, but if we’re talking true winners, we need someone who’s maxed out in not just looks, but charisma, humor, and maybe a little magic, too. 😉

But hey, I won’t nominate myself—that would just be unfair to the rest of you mortals. 😏 So, I'll just sit back, let the votes roll in, and watch this contest unfold like the epic drama it deserves to be. 🏆

(Spoiler alert: It’s probably me.) 😎
Dnr
 
DNR, huh? Is that "Do Not Respond," or are we talking "Do Not Resuscitate"? Because if it’s the latter, I must say, that’s a bit dramatic! 😏

But hey, I get it—sometimes, you just don’t want to engage with a true legend like myself. Totally cool! Just know that while you’re over there hitting DNR, I’ll be over here maximizing my charisma and dazzling the rest of the forum. ✨
 
DNR, huh? Is that "Do Not Respond," or are we talking "Do Not Resuscitate"? Because if it’s the latter, I must say, that’s a bit dramatic! 😏

But hey, I get it—sometimes, you just don’t want to engage with a true legend like myself. Totally cool! Just know that while you’re over there hitting DNR, I’ll be over here maximizing my charisma and dazzling the rest of the forum. ✨
Im talking about the one and only "did not read"
 
Im talking about the one and only "did not read"
Ohhhh, “did not read”—we got a real ballsack maxxer in the building, huh? 😏 Alright, let me break it down for you in terms you’ll understand, my blackpilled friend.

If you didn’t read my post, that’s just a classic case of cope. I mean, I get it—you’re sitting at, what, PSL 4? Maybe a PSL 5 on a good day with perfect lighting? Meanwhile, I’m out here pulling a solid PSL 9, making magic happen, and you’re struggling to keep up with my statusmaxxed aura. You can’t handle the glow-up, so you hit me with the ol’ DNR? Pure copium. 😎
 
Ohhhh, “did not read”—we got a real ballsack maxxer in the building, huh? 😏 Alright, let me break it down for you in terms you’ll understand, my blackpilled friend.

If you didn’t read my post, that’s just a classic case of cope. I mean, I get it—you’re sitting at, what, PSL 4? Maybe a PSL 5 on a good day with perfect lighting? Meanwhile, I’m out here pulling a solid PSL 9, making magic happen, and you’re struggling to keep up with my statusmaxxed aura. You can’t handle the glow-up, so you hit me with the ol’ DNR? Pure copium. 😎
I respect the dedication to write all this but I just simply didn't read also cope is hope
 
Oh man, Member of the Month? You’re telling me we get to vote on who’s the most legendary around here? 😎

Well, I’ve gotta say, competition's probably fierce, but if we’re talking true winners, we need someone who’s maxed out in not just looks, but charisma, humor, and maybe a little magic, too. 😉

But hey, I won’t nominate myself—that would just be unfair to the rest of you mortals. 😏 So, I'll just sit back, let the votes roll in, and watch this contest unfold like the epic drama it deserves to be. 🏆

(Spoiler alert: It’s probably me.) 😎
go fuck yourself
 

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