Military wives are easy

[Mogden]

I’m not even lying. They are the second horniest kind of women next to nurses. Nurses I tell you.

They don’t care about you being a handsome devil, they’re just bored of their husband.


You can pull em with a motorcycle, a somewhat Leanmaxxed body, and a lil charisma.

But if you want a one night stand just hit up bars in military base cities

 

[yacobin]

i think even just going to a bar signifies that youre a person of lower worth and thus eloquence, be it man or women, it just strikes as an unclean activity

 

[Mogden]

i think even just going to a bar signifies that youre a person of lower worth and thus eloquence, be it man or women, it just strikes as an unclean activity

That’s because it is. But some of yall js want sex atp cuz yall don’t believe in love so im tryna help yall achieve that goal

 

[yacobin]

That’s because it is. But some of yall js want sex atp cuz yall don’t believe in love so im tryna help yall achieve that goal

ive never been to a bar but ive gotten drunk twice and its okay i guess but alcohol tastes like shit

one of the times i got drunk was pretty funny though, i was abroad in peru when i freshly turned 18 and got drunk at the airport because i was about to get on a flight to mexico and that shit was so long and i had nowhere to charge my phone and nothing to do

i ended up talking to this really religious old lady beside me about her narcoleptic nephew the entire flight it even felt like it went by fast despite it being 4 almost 5 hours