Mom keeps asking

[The cat from The Matrix]

What WE are gonna eat for dinner. she doesn't know i know this hack

 

[Sovvton]

what is the hack

 

[neverlookback]

But when iiihhhhh

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

what is the hack

Holy shit she's in my room rn

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Tell her u might poison her if u cook n***a

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

But when iiihhhhh

Should I like white girl maxx and push her down the stairs or smth

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Tell her u might poison her if u cook n***a

I already made her breakfast idk what more she fucking wants from me

 

[ey88]

I don’t get it

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I don’t get it

The hack is starvemaxxing bro I cba to go out in nature (kitchen) and find food (look thru the fridge)

 

[ey88]

The hack is starvemaxxing bro I cba to go out in nature (kitchen) and find food (look thru the fridge)

I don’t like eating cause it hurts

 

[neverlookback]

Should I like white girl maxx and push her down the stairs or smth

Tell her that she doesn't know who she's flipping messing with and that you have a couple tricks up your sleeve

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I don’t like eating cause it hurts

You're so funny you should put that on a T shirt

 

[BigDihDiddy]

I already made her breakfast idk what more she fucking wants from me

She wants u to get a job

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Tell her that she doesn't know who she's flipping messing with and that you have a couple tricks up your sleeve

OUR?

 

[BigDihDiddy]

I don’t like eating cause it hurts

That’s not normal

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

She wants u to get a job

Do I have the face of a wage slaver to you

 

[neverlookback]

OUR?

 

[Sovvton]

Holy shit she's in my room rn

start a rap battle with her

loser cooks

 

[ey88]

Do I have the face of a wage slaver to you

Tbh, yes, you spics are hard workers

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Tbh, yes, you spics are hard workers

Nah there's 2 genres the hard workers and the bums. Aka immigrants vs child of hard working immigrant

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Do I have the face of a wage slaver to you

U have the face of a 14 yo but ig every subway worker does

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

start a rap battle with her

loser cooks

Her cooking ahhhh now the fucking age is getting to her

 

[neverlookback]

Knock off elsalvador flag

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

U have the face of a 14 yo but ig every subway worker does

ROPEFUEL

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Knock off elsalvador flag

My uncle died in the revolution im gonna send his ghost to haunt your ass

 

[BigDihDiddy]

ROPEFUEL

Hairstyle mogger tho

 

[Sovvton]

Her cooking ahhhh now the fucking age is getting to her

actually a canon event for mums that shit is brutal

and you dont have the heart to tell them

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Hairstyle mogger tho

Its gone now I my hair looks like I tried to be shredded4summer

 

[ey88]

Its gone now I my hair looks like I tried to be shredded4summer

Bro show me

 

[neverlookback]

My uncle died in the revolution im gonna send his ghost to haunt your ass

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

actually a canon event for mums that shit is brutal

and you dont have the heart to tell them

Nah I have the heart mate I be like HAS NO SALT and flip the table then make her kiss me goodnight

 

[Sovvton]

looks like israel flag on my laptop

you're basically from israel

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

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The way this coulda been a Google search

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

looks like israel flag on my laptop

you're basically from israel

im getting cyberbullied

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

 

[neverlookback]

The way this coulda been a Google search

I tried that

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I tried that
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time in ATLANTA

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bro show me

Bro no i look like those trans day one of testosterone videos

 

[Sovvton]

Nah I have the heart mate I be like HAS NO SALT and flip the table then make her kiss me goodnight

"mate"

 

[Sovvton]

Its gone now I my hair looks like I tried to be shredded4summer

hahahhahha i have to see

 

[neverlookback]

time in ATLANTA

@Becky4L thought i was some slum dwelling South American

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

"mate"

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Im just a teenage dirtbag baby

 

[ey88]

Bro no i look like those trans day one of testosterone videos

I need to see

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

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@Becky4L thought i was some slum dwelling South American

Light mode burning tf out my retinas

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

hahahhahha i have to see

I need to see

You sons of bitches yall really want to laugh at a mentally disabled minor

 

[Sovvton]

You sons of bitches yall really want to laugh at a mentally disabled minor

ts pizza relatable asf!

 

[Sovvton]

You sons of bitches yall really want to laugh at a mentally disabled minor

and also yes, pretty please

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

ts pizza relatable asf!

I actually need to eat i literally saw stars and collapsed on my mom's bed mid sentence

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

and also yes, pretty please

Use ur imagination you have both visuals