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A BP Classic : Meet Joe Black
I had time—too much time. With my newfound free time, I decided to watch a movie: Meet Joe Black. As my break had just begun, I recognized the cover immediately. It was a young Brad Pitt—dyed hair, bright blue eyes, and a classic ’90s side part. Of course, I had seen the TikTok edits, but I always wondered which movie had managed to make Brad Pitt look so angelic.
I had always considered Brad Pitt overrated. No way he’s a Chad, maybe a CL on a good day, but barely scraping by. However, this movie completely changed my perception of him. Every single angle of Brad Pitt in this film is perfection.. the ideal male face. The look he had in this movie cannot be matched by many. Sure, he has less bone mass than Tera-Chads like Matt Boomer, but he has a certain look that is unmatched.
A Simplification of the Story
A woman has a soon-to-be husband—an MTN with height and a money halo (he even looks similar to Trump’s son). But of course, this isn’t enough. She’s a Stacy, after all. Then she meets a handsome young man (Brad Pitt), who sweeps her off her feet. She falls in love.
Overcome with guilt, Stacy parts ways with Chad. Soon after, Chad dies (which she doesn’t know about). “Death” as a character takes over Chad’s body and comes back to see her. Death isn’t human—he’s incredibly non-NT—it’s his first time experiencing life after all.
But you must remember: Chad is still Chad, NT or not.
And so, Chad does as he pleases.
Starting to sound familiar?
The Takeaway
I’ve always hated my straight hair—I thought it looked weird. I tried countless products to give it “volume,” but I’m done fighting it. I’m embracing this exact style.
I’m going to find the best hairdresser I can and ask for this exact haircut. I’m bleaching it to match the look perfectly. To complete it, I need to lean down and start using my A10 contacts more frequently.
My cycle of Test and Winstrol will put me at a similar body comp to the one he had in Troy
Enough Said
An S4S Thread
I had time—too much time. With my newfound free time, I decided to watch a movie: Meet Joe Black. As my break had just begun, I recognized the cover immediately. It was a young Brad Pitt—dyed hair, bright blue eyes, and a classic ’90s side part. Of course, I had seen the TikTok edits, but I always wondered which movie had managed to make Brad Pitt look so angelic.
I had always considered Brad Pitt overrated. No way he’s a Chad, maybe a CL on a good day, but barely scraping by. However, this movie completely changed my perception of him. Every single angle of Brad Pitt in this film is perfection.. the ideal male face. The look he had in this movie cannot be matched by many. Sure, he has less bone mass than Tera-Chads like Matt Boomer, but he has a certain look that is unmatched.
A Simplification of the Story
A woman has a soon-to-be husband—an MTN with height and a money halo (he even looks similar to Trump’s son). But of course, this isn’t enough. She’s a Stacy, after all. Then she meets a handsome young man (Brad Pitt), who sweeps her off her feet. She falls in love.
Overcome with guilt, Stacy parts ways with Chad. Soon after, Chad dies (which she doesn’t know about). “Death” as a character takes over Chad’s body and comes back to see her. Death isn’t human—he’s incredibly non-NT—it’s his first time experiencing life after all.
But you must remember: Chad is still Chad, NT or not.
And so, Chad does as he pleases.
- First, he cucks the MTN by effortlessly stealing his oneitis.
- Then, he cucks the MTN by destroying his business plan.
Starting to sound familiar?
The Takeaway
I’ve always hated my straight hair—I thought it looked weird. I tried countless products to give it “volume,” but I’m done fighting it. I’m embracing this exact style.
I’m going to find the best hairdresser I can and ask for this exact haircut. I’m bleaching it to match the look perfectly. To complete it, I need to lean down and start using my A10 contacts more frequently.
My cycle of Test and Winstrol will put me at a similar body comp to the one he had in Troy
Enough Said
An S4S Thread
