Rage my 52 year old (gay foid) mother is going to a hazbin hotel themed rave and im going to rope

[knightmaxxer]

she just randomly told me in the car while driving me to the gym that shes going to a “rave based off a show called hazbin hotel” and that shes “buying a white waistcoat to cosplay one of the characters”, and asked me if i wanted to come, and it lowmoguenly took everything in my body not to swerve us into incoming traffic thus ending my earthly torment. i ended up just telling her to “stop talking please” which she did thankfully
shes one of those old tumblr people who was a communist in the 90s and now larps as a witch on facebook so this isnt too surprising but still
shes said a few other things about it since but im planning to go to my dad’s when the day comes so i dont have to be involved in it whatsoever
tldr: gay foid mother is going to a hazbin hotel rave

 

[AClonedTyrone]

Air that bitch out five

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

she just randomly told me in the car while driving me to the gym that shes going to a “rave based off a show called hazbin hotel” and that shes “buying a white waistcoat to cosplay one of the characters”, and asked me if i wanted to come, and it lowmoguenly took everything in my body not to swerve us into incoming traffic thus ending my earthly torment. i ended up just telling her to “stop talking please” which she did thankfully
shes one of those old tumblr people who was a communist in the 90s and now larps as a witch on facebook so this isnt too surprising but still
shes said a few other things about it since but im planning to go to my dad’s when the day comes so i dont have to be involved in it whatsoever
tldr: gay foid mother is going to a hazbin hotel rave

oh my god.... I'd actully end it. Theres no positives in this situation.

 

[BradyT]

she just randomly told me in the car while driving me to the gym that shes going to a “rave based off a show called hazbin hotel” and that shes “buying a white waistcoat to cosplay one of the characters”, and asked me if i wanted to come, and it lowmoguenly took everything in my body not to swerve us into incoming traffic thus ending my earthly torment. i ended up just telling her to “stop talking please” which she did thankfully
shes one of those old tumblr people who was a communist in the 90s and now larps as a witch on facebook so this isnt too surprising but still
shes said a few other things about it since but im planning to go to my dad’s when the day comes so i dont have to be involved in it whatsoever
tldr: gay foid mother is going to a hazbin hotel rave

she’s 52? how does a 52 year old know of hazbin. My grandma is 57 and only watched cable tv

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

she’s 52? how does a 52 year old know of hazbin. My grandma is 57 and only watched cable tv

ur grandmother is really young....

 

[knightmaxxer]

she’s 52? how does a 52 year old know of hazbin. My grandma is 57 and only watched cable tv

shes very active online and acts like shes a teenager, i cant use any fkn gen z slang around her she knows all of it, unironically uses it too

 

[knightmaxxer]

oh my god.... I'd actully end it. Theres no positives in this situation.

if any of my hb’s figure ts out i am genuinely roping no joke, or even worse if she comes back from it with a partner

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

if any of my hb’s figure ts out i am genuinely roping no joke, or even worse if she comes back from it with a partner

..... ur making me more scared with every detail u add, this might be grounds for, like, cps

 

[knightmaxxer]

..... ur making me more scared with every detail u add, this might be grounds for, like, cps

currently atp im relying on god striking her down with lightning for her evil deeds

 

[BradyT]

ur grandmother is really young....

I thinks like 57-63 I’m an L grandson I honestly don’t remember but my mom is 36

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

currently atp im relying on god striking her down with lightning for her evil deeds

she seems like the typa person to be a 'fandom mama' do u know what im talking about?

 

[knightmaxxer]

she seems like the typa person to be a 'fandom mama' do u know what im talking about?

ur right

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

ur right

god damn it i could feel it she must be a fanfic warrior good luck bro

 

[knightmaxxer]

god damn it i could feel it she must be a fanfic warrior good luck bro

ill fkn need it bruh

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

ill fkn need it bruh

sending well wishes from ruckersville, catch u at the rave

 

[Deleted Member 82102]

berate the zoomer foid

 

[selank]

she just randomly told me in the car while driving me to the gym that shes going to a “rave based off a show called hazbin hotel” and that shes “buying a white waistcoat to cosplay one of the characters”, and asked me if i wanted to come, and it lowmoguenly took everything in my body not to swerve us into incoming traffic thus ending my earthly torment. i ended up just telling her to “stop talking please” which she did thankfully
shes one of those old tumblr people who was a communist in the 90s and now larps as a witch on facebook so this isnt too surprising but still
shes said a few other things about it since but im planning to go to my dad’s when the day comes so i dont have to be involved in it whatsoever
tldr: gay foid mother is going to a hazbin hotel rave

Ain't no way

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

op is a grumpy f****t

 

[saudade]

ur mum life mogging you at 52yo