My airpods just fucking broke

[Scarlet09]

I'm so cooked mane

I am gonna die if I don't get new one, but my fuckass parents are Gonna blame me for breaking them and not buy me new ones

@zennn @Catboy09

 

[limo8]

I'm so cooked mane

I am gonna die if I don't get new one, but my fuckass parents are Gonna blame me for breaking them and not buy me new ones

@zennn @Catboy09

just say X broke them by accident

 

[E0N]

Over for AirPod fakecels

 

[Scarlet09]

just say X broke them by accident

But then they'd hate on my friend

I'm just gonna say I got pushed on the bus and they fell out my pocket and someone stepped on them

 

[The Father]

Take them to the paki shop

 

[Scarlet09]

Over for AirPod fakecels

Fake air pods are gen the fame as real ones lol

 

[Catboy09]

ask @zennn to gift you new AirPods

 

[Scarlet09]

Take them to the paki shop

The paki shop guy is on holiday to Pakistan or i would have gone to him already

 

[Scarlet09]

ask @zennn to gift you new AirPods

Yo @zennn gift be some airpods rq

 

[E0N]

Fake air pods are gen the fame as real ones lol

ask @zennn to gift you new AirPods

Who’s who

 

[dogmai]

It’s ok to be broke, just get fake ones. Your parents won’t notice

 

[Scarlet09]

Who’s who

Ik the real one
"catboy09" is sanguine from org

 

[Catboy09]

Who’s who

im the gay one that yk he’s impersonating me

 

[zennn]

I'm so cooked mane

I am gonna die if I don't get new one, but my fuckass parents are Gonna blame me for breaking them and not buy me new ones

@zennn @Catboy09

I’ll buy you some

 

[E0N]

Ik the real one
"catboy09" is sanguine from org

If you mean a tongue-in-cheek Looksmax-style "evisceration" rather than anything serious:

EVI: @sanguine

Bro changes aesthetics every other week like it's a software update. One day it's "absurdism," the next it's "6'1 blonde lover," then suddenly he's the forum philosopher because he posted "it's about what's inside."

Entire posting strategy:

• Drops a one-liner.
• Farms reactions.
• Vanishes.
• Comes back acting like nothing happened.

Somehow manages to be in every bit of forum drama while contributing approximately three words per thread. NPC dialogue with main-character confidence.

Verdict: less "sanguine," more "ambient background character who accidentally became lore."

 

[zennn]

ask @zennn to gift you new AirPods

I’ll buy you some

 

[Scarlet09]

im the gay one that yk he’s impersonating me

n***a just like for no reason

 

[Scarlet09]

I’ll buy you some

 

[Catboy09]

If you mean a tongue-in-cheek Looksmax-style "evisceration" rather than anything serious:

nice copy pasta

 

[Scarlet09]

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nice copy pasta

I love

 

[E0N]

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nice copy pasta

Cuz that’s all u have to do with gpt

 

[Br4va]

no money ?

 

[Scarlet09]

no money ?

Nah I got my parents to buy me the ones I broke

I don't have a job

 

[Br4va]

Nah I got my parents to buy me the ones I broke

I don't have a job

I wanna get a job

 

[Scarlet09]

I wanna get a job

Why don't u apply

 

[Br4va]

Why don't u apply

Long story