Story My biggest childhood fear was me dumping too much semen into the toilet and then

[Deleted Member 63420]

My biggest childhood fear was me dumping too much semen into the toilet and then it magically impregnating a fish-like monstrosity in the sewers or some random sheboon bitch in Atlanta

 

[AllureBloom]

My biggest childhood fear was me dumping too much semen into the toilet and then it magically impregnating a fish-like monstrosity in the sewers or some random sheboon bitch in Atlanta

Same tbh

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

I love the fingers that typed this monstrosity out Charles dickens as a modern forum incel

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

That’s how Mermaids are made

 

[Deleted Member 63420]

I love the fingers that typed this monstrosity out Charles dickens as a modern forum incel

holahola would you be my breeding vessel

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Jfl he doesn’t eat it

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

holahola would you be my breeding vessel

This is how Syrian refugees come to existence pump in 10

 

[jkcwakcjw]

I love the fingers that typed this monstrosity out Charles dickens as a modern forum incel

Charles Dickin em down

 

[Drownedwithhim]

It happened to me I now have a son named bubbles

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Charles Dickin em down

We need to ban people from history who cant come up with realistic names wtf is Charles dickens

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

We need to ban people from history who cant come up with realistic names wtf is Charles dickens

People with the first name dick

 

[Deleted Member 63420]

People with the first name dick

I kinda fuck with it not gonna lie. Holahola, how do you feel about naming our half-human half-latin creation "Dih"?

 

[parakiss]

I kinda fuck with it not gonna lie. Holahola, how do you feel about naming our half-human half-latin creation "Dih"?

what's his full name

 

[jkcwakcjw]

I kinda fuck with it not gonna lie. Holahola, how do you feel about naming our half-human half-latin creation "Dih"?

i consent

 

[AuggyDauggy]

What would y'all name your dih

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

I kinda fuck with it not gonna lie. Holahola, how do you feel about naming our half human half latin creation "Dih"?

Only if we make the middle name hydrated so he can be Dih hydrated Yk alluding back to his origins floating in a cesspool of ur little uns

 

[Deleted Member 63420]

what's his full name

His last name would be mine obviously. So Dih Jadhav

 

[parakiss]

His last name would be mine obviously. So Dih Jadhav

beautiful

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

His last name would be mine obviously. So Dih Jadhav

Exotic last name def a desi God behind this acc Dih hydrated jadhav is getting oppressed in every way possible

 

[Deleted Member 63420]

Tbh

 

[Whitepill]

never been uttered before

 

[N30N]

Unique to say the least.