My dad has just shown me his newest irrational purchase. This time it was a massage chair that chat gpt recommended him to buy. Holy shit I'm not joking the second he turned it on it started violently raping my lower back and neck... I am left in shocked state as I don't know if I had enjoyed the massage the chair gave me.. it kinda tickled so thats a plus but idk .. the question is..should I molest the chair back or no?