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my dream wedding

Shia, Fix and (the ghost) of Bong will be waiting outside the gates of the venue with AK-47’s and a pack of cigs for just in case… Hopefully no jihad happens but you never know.
@Fix all sunnis must be snuffed out on sight except the ones invited
 
My Wedding Song:


OFFICIANT: @Randomized Shame
Although it could be his sister @nun

BRIDE: @Barbie (Duh) 🫦

GROOM: My azizam @ken (yet to be confirmed ~~)

MAID OF HONOUR: @huntergirl

BEST MAN: @fool (will probably show up rlly late)


BRIDESMAIDS:
@holalola
@adn
@Becky4L
@pompompurino
@junyaa
@galaxygirl
@doll
@sundayblues
@prettybird
@swanneo
@Spuffy
@The cat from The Matrix
(All the girlies I might have forgotten some of you ~~)

FLOWERGIRL: @hannah 🥺

PAGE: @cindythetvisleaking

RING BEARER: @glamourpursuer 2.0

USHERS:
They will be members of my cult ~~~
To target any men who have money willing to spend as donations ~~~
They will hand out flyers ~~~
@delilahjones - second in command now promoted to Master as I’ll be honeymooning
@glamourpursuer 2.0
@hannah
@LASACRKO - guide them on the path advisor to make sure maximum profit is secured ~~~~

GROOMSMEN:
@shia.jihadist
@AuggyDauggy
@BlendedBlade
@TonyDr
@tuberculosisinmybal
@Mess
@MyDreamisToBe183CM
@Fix
@Casablanco
@ebony enjoyer
@slopslinger
@choppedshyt
@Freak
@Dean
@bong ripper
@Darkeningstar
@cindythetvisleaking
@NewFuckingDay
(And the rest I just can’t remember)

GUESTS:
Freak will try to ha(rizz) my beautiful bridesmaids but will fail (as usual) so leaves the wedding crying

Snygg and Bird will be flirting in the corner somewhere so I’ll need to shout at Bird to get back for the bouquet toss.

Shia, Fix and (the ghost) of Bong will be waiting outside the gates of the venue with AK-47’s and a pack of cigs for just in case… Hopefully no jihad happens but you never know.

Regarding the bouquet toss, surprisingly the bouquet falls on Glammy so now he will elope with his secret love.

After all donations are done, Pom/Junyaa will put Delilah back on his/hers leash so she can properly enjoy the wedding ceremony.

Dark (dedushka) will probably get tipsy on wine and leave the party early, feeling melancholic however he did do the catering for the wedding!

Mess, Casa and Pig will be good guests and try not to act gay while the ceremony proceeds but will definitely run away shortly afterwards to do God knows what.

Fool will be distracted with his bald jock who has no interest in him but will still hoard all the rum before they run back to the sauna and watch UBW

Finally, the cake will be a three tier vanilla cake with fresh cascading flowers decorated around and little Ken and Barbie figurines that Doll, Hannah, Cat, Pom and Spuffy helped prepare for me.


The honeymoon will be next….

n***a didnt even choose a dari song, race traitor
 
Don’t accuse me of this please I love women I was just pointing out how they have such a drive to create such meticulous threads that are purely of superficial conversations, please do not say this I’m sorry
Bros iq is rising like bitcoin price
 
dari lowkey mogs i just found out that they say lion as sher and milk as shir meanwhile farsi npcs say lion and milk both as shir
yeah i mean i was always dari baladi but i wanted to gatekeep the esotericism of it so farsi baladi it is
 
My Wedding Song:


OFFICIANT: @Randomized Shame
Although it could be his sister @nun

BRIDE: @Barbie (Duh) 🫦

GROOM: My azizam @ken (yet to be confirmed ~~)

MAID OF HONOUR: @huntergirl

BEST MAN: @fool (will probably show up rlly late)


BRIDESMAIDS:
@holalola
@adn
@Becky4L
@pompompurino
@junyaa
@galaxygirl
@doll
@sundayblues
@prettybird
@swanneo
@Spuffy
@The cat from The Matrix
(All the girlies I might have forgotten some of you ~~)

FLOWERGIRL: @hannah 🥺

PAGE: @cindythetvisleaking

RING BEARER: @glamourpursuer 2.0

USHERS:
They will be members of my cult ~~~
To target any men who have money willing to spend as donations ~~~
They will hand out flyers ~~~
@delilahjones - second in command now promoted to Master as I’ll be honeymooning
@glamourpursuer 2.0
@hannah
@LASACRKO - guide them on the path advisor to make sure maximum profit is secured ~~~~

GROOMSMEN:
@shia.jihadist
@AuggyDauggy
@BlendedBlade
@TonyDr
@tuberculosisinmybal
@Mess
@MyDreamisToBe183CM
@Fix
@Casablanco
@ebony enjoyer
@slopslinger
@choppedshyt
@Freak
@Dean
@bong ripper
@Darkeningstar
@cindythetvisleaking
@NewFuckingDay
(And the rest I just can’t remember)

GUESTS:
Freak will try to ha(rizz) my beautiful bridesmaids but will fail (as usual) so leaves the wedding crying

Snygg and Bird will be flirting in the corner somewhere so I’ll need to shout at Bird to get back for the bouquet toss.

Shia, Fix and (the ghost) of Bong will be waiting outside the gates of the venue with AK-47’s and a pack of cigs for just in case… Hopefully no jihad happens but you never know.

Regarding the bouquet toss, surprisingly the bouquet falls on Glammy so now he will elope with his secret love.

After all donations are done, Pom/Junyaa will put Delilah back on his/hers leash so she can properly enjoy the wedding ceremony.

Dark (dedushka) will probably get tipsy on wine and leave the party early, feeling melancholic however he did do the catering for the wedding!

Mess, Casa and Pig will be good guests and try not to act gay while the ceremony proceeds but will definitely run away shortly afterwards to do God knows what.

Fool will be distracted with his bald jock who has no interest in him but will still hoard all the rum before they run back to the sauna and watch UBW

Finally, the cake will be a three tier vanilla cake with fresh cascading flowers decorated around and little Ken and Barbie figurines that Doll, Hannah, Cat, Pom and Spuffy helped prepare for me.


The honeymoon will be next….

mirin the effort that went into this

it was a beautiful wedding :')
 
I am glad to hear it, i don't like when you are happy i am sick of your normal mental health
Unfortunately i have to deal with far worse IRL than you yapping around. I'll be fine, and i hope you'll get a better mental health too
 
My Wedding Song:


OFFICIANT: @Randomized Shame
Although it could be his sister @nun

BRIDE: @Barbie (Duh) 🫦

GROOM: My azizam @ken (yet to be confirmed ~~)

MAID OF HONOUR: @huntergirl

BEST MAN: @fool (will probably show up rlly late)


BRIDESMAIDS:
@holalola
@adn
@Becky4L
@pompompurino
@junyaa
@galaxygirl
@doll
@sundayblues
@prettybird
@swanneo
@Spuffy
@The cat from The Matrix
(All the girlies I might have forgotten some of you ~~)

FLOWERGIRL: @hannah 🥺

PAGE: @cindythetvisleaking

RING BEARER: @glamourpursuer 2.0

USHERS:
They will be members of my cult ~~~
To target any men who have money willing to spend as donations ~~~
They will hand out flyers ~~~
@delilahjones - second in command now promoted to Master as I’ll be honeymooning
@glamourpursuer 2.0
@hannah
@LASACRKO - guide them on the path advisor to make sure maximum profit is secured ~~~~

GROOMSMEN:
@shia.jihadist
@AuggyDauggy
@BlendedBlade
@TonyDr
@tuberculosisinmybal
@Mess
@MyDreamisToBe183CM
@Fix
@Casablanco
@ebony enjoyer
@slopslinger
@choppedshyt
@Freak
@Dean
@bong ripper
@Darkeningstar
@cindythetvisleaking
@NewFuckingDay
(And the rest I just can’t remember)

GUESTS:
Freak will try to ha(rizz) my beautiful bridesmaids but will fail (as usual) so leaves the wedding crying

Snygg and Bird will be flirting in the corner somewhere so I’ll need to shout at Bird to get back for the bouquet toss.

Shia, Fix and (the ghost) of Bong will be waiting outside the gates of the venue with AK-47’s and a pack of cigs for just in case… Hopefully no jihad happens but you never know.

Regarding the bouquet toss, surprisingly the bouquet falls on Glammy so now he will elope with his secret love.

After all donations are done, Pom/Junyaa will put Delilah back on his/hers leash so she can properly enjoy the wedding ceremony.

Dark (dedushka) will probably get tipsy on wine and leave the party early, feeling melancholic however he did do the catering for the wedding!

Mess, Casa and Pig will be good guests and try not to act gay while the ceremony proceeds but will definitely run away shortly afterwards to do God knows what.

Fool will be distracted with his bald jock who has no interest in him but will still hoard all the rum before they run back to the sauna and watch UBW

Finally, the cake will be a three tier vanilla cake with fresh cascading flowers decorated around and little Ken and Barbie figurines that Doll, Hannah, Cat, Pom and Spuffy helped prepare for me.


The honeymoon will be next….

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