My fanfiction when i ascend

[gooning2u67]

Imma be at a pool party with 39 inch deltoids im gonna be wearing white Calvin Klein underwear im gonna walk around the crowd acting nonchalant

Then all of a sudden 7 men approach me "yo bro my girls been staring at you you gotta go"

So I leave
1 day after 78 girls hit my phone up on insta
"Oh em g my man isn't as hot as you my PSL king can we go on a date" i deny them of course since im a raging homosexual

 

[Master.baiter]

Imma be at a pool party with 39 inch deltoids im gonna be wearing white Calvin Klein underwear im gonna walk around the crowd acting nonchalant

Then all of a sudden 7 men approach me "yo bro my girls been staring at you you gotta go"

So I leave
1 day after 78 girls hit my phone up on insta
"Oh em g my man isn't as hot as you my PSL king can we go on a date" i deny them of course since im a raging homosexual

 

[holytruecoper]

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did you call me? im here. what happened. Oh

Imma be at a pool party with 39 inch deltoids im gonna be wearing white Calvin Klein underwear im gonna walk around the crowd acting nonchalant

Then all of a sudden 7 men approach me "yo bro my girls been staring at you you gotta go"

So I leave
1 day after 78 girls hit my phone up on insta
"Oh em g my man isn't as hot as you my PSL king can we go on a date" i deny them of course since im a raging homosexual

 

[slopslinger]

my ultimate fantasy is to fuck ops bitch in front of him while he watches helplessly

 

[gooning2u67]

my ultimate fantasy is to fuck ops bitch in front of him while he watches helplessly

Im aromantic and asexual
2ndly why are there so many cuck fantasies in this site man

 

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Why 78?