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So there's some big Irish soccer game on today and he wants to watch it, and my belly button piercing started looking weird asf and my moms a doctor so we sent her a picture and she was like "yo go to the hospital rn that could end up in sepsis" and my dad told my mom he'd take me, hung up the phone, and said "ahhh throw some water on it, you'll be alright" and left the house to go watch a football game. This is so absurd that I'm not even mad I've been laughing for like 10 minutes now, what the fuck