My mom is the fbi

[be]

I’m 18 I can’t have any social media

She even tracks how much hours I sleep everyday and she always checking the mail to see if I got any packages

 

[be]

Let me not get started on my phone time

 

[Organ]

That fucking sucks, ngl you should just kill her

 

[be]

That fucking sucks, ngl you should just kill her

Bro gang she lets me invites females over but I can’t have snap or ig or TikTok? wtf sense does that make

 

[LaWi]

We’re almost in the same boat, My mom doesn’t allow me to have TikTok because she thinks the Chinese are spying on us, she doesn’t allow me to order anything alone too and when I’m smiling at something on my phone I have to tell her exactly what I’m doing

 

[be]

We’re almost in the same boat, My mom doesn’t allow me to have TikTok because she thinks the Chinese are spying on us, she doesn’t allow me to order anything alone too and when I’m smiling at something on my phone I have to tell her exactly what I’m doing

Chinese people spying on us? wtf happened to parents there aren’t even parents anymore there the police

Oh I forgot to mention she has my login info to my card so she gets to see whatever I buy and trust me if I buy something stupid she calls Bank of America on me

 

[be]

I’m gonna pull a Marlon and fake my own death

 

[Br4va]

n***a I got it even worse

 

[be]

n***a I got it even worse

Bro what? Does your mom track you credit card to?

 

[Br4va]

Bro what? Does your mom track you credit card to?

I don’t have one

 

[be]

I don’t have one

How’s your worse? I need to know maybe I’m not living in hell

 

[Br4va]

How’s your worse? I need to know maybe I’m not living in hell

Bro you don’t want to know it’s over

 

[be]

Bro you don’t want to know it’s over

do she limit your screen time?

 

[Araragi]

I’m 18 I can’t have any social media

She even tracks how much hours I sleep everyday and she always checking the mail to see if I got any packages

Hit her and move out