My mom left me home.alone

[The cat from The Matrix]

Should I rope to surprise her

 

[the BULL]

Should I rope

you already know

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

you already know

Feeling so unloved. This will show her

 

[Nairod]

We’re all accidents anyway

 

[neymar]

Cover the room with balloons and confetti first

 

[Deleted Member 59374]

jerk off

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

We’re all accidents anyway

I'm 14 years old and this madr me cut my wrists

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

jerk off

Its day time

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Cover the room with balloons and confetti first

Neymar u so smart!!!

 

[Deleted member 42538]

Neymar u so smart!!!

wrong he suck

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

wrong he suck

Why my favs always fighting

 

[Whitepill]

Womanchild

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Womanchild

u know I'm retarded

 

[DarkAscender]

its time to walk around butt naked to assert ur dominance

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

its time to walk around butt naked to assert ur dominance

I do that whether pll r home or not

 

[rand anon]

Stahhp

 

[ova]

find a goal w ur life n***a dw its okay

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Stahhp

U just took my finger off the trigger

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

find a goal w ur life n***a dw its okay

I will never be MOTM what's the point

 

[ova]

I will never be MOTM what's the point

speak english

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Should I rope to surprise her

Simp mode engaged:
No, baby, I can save you. You should be my gf. We can live happily ever after and have 5 children and a house with a white picket fence.

 

[ova]

Simp mode engaged:
No, baby, I can save you. You should be my gf. We can live happily ever after.

dnr

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Simp mode engaged:
No, baby, I can save you. You should be my gf. We can live happily ever after.

Venmo me then I'll think abt it

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Venmo me then I'll think abt it

Sorry, I'm an unemployed mid twenties virgin who can't pass job interviews at large corporations because of autism and awkwardness.
The best I can do is rep your posts on looksmaxxing.com

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Sorry, I'm an unemployed mid twenties virgin who can't pass job interviews at large corporations because of autism and awkwardness.
The best I can do is rep your posts on looksmaxxing.com

Sorry my heart is frozen after what happened between me and @97baHater

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Sorry my heart is frozen after what happened between me and @97baHater

If that's true then he must have been a Chad. Chad lives rent free in your mind.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

If that's true then he must have been a Chad. Chad lives rent free in your mind.

He was my funko pop..

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

He was my funko pop..

This you?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

This you?

Lwk looks like me

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Lwk looks like me

If those youtubers wore a bikini and smiled they would get 1000 matches on tinder in 24 hours, unironically. That is how desperate the modern male is.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

If those youtubers wore a bikini and smiled they would get 1000 matches on tinder in 24 hours, unironically. That is how desperate the modern male is.

But out of those 1000 matches ... who is her soulmate ?

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

But out of those 1000 matches ... who is her soulmate ?

Likely noone, if they live in the 21st century which is oversexualized and does not value the nuclear family enough.

 

[Chifuyu]