My natural testosterone-maxxing plan.

[negative]

alr whatever.


Testicles.

im gonna ICE my balls....

worth a shot, no reason not to try it

im also gonna sun my balls, idk how to do this without going to jail tho?.

Im also gonna do No-Fap


Lifestyle.

im gonna try to eat more, im really malnourished lol, last time i actually put in effort to eat i grew 5 inches taller.

Im also gonna start gymmaxxing.


im coping and im cooked.

i might as well take creatine while im at it even tho my stomach hurts asf on it


im also gonna listen to more death grips since they are HIGH T

 

[Jacob Fowler]

nature = cope
just give up on looks if not chad

 

[hoodsickle]

This is satire right?

 

[Jacob Fowler]

why would you put effort into achieving something someone else spawned with ?
ur genetics have a ceiling, if ugly do not humiliate yourself by jestermaxxing to hit ur f****t ceiling that is still uglier than chad

 

[XWJJ]

alr whatever.


Testicles.

im gonna ICE my balls....

worth a shot, no reason not to try it

im also gonna sun my balls, idk how to do this without going to jail tho?.

Im also gonna do No-Fap


Lifestyle.

im gonna try to eat more, im really malnourished lol, last time i actually put in effort to eat i grew 5 inches taller.

Im also gonna start gymmaxxing.


im coping and im cooked.

i might as well take creatine while im at it even tho my stomach hurts asf on it


im also gonna listen to more death grips since they are HIGH T

Good plan for the most part just do NOT sun your balls it has no scientific basis and will probably get you arrested

 

[negative]

This is satire right?

partially

 

[bloatincel]

alr whatever.


Testicles.

im gonna ICE my balls....

worth a shot, no reason not to try it

im also gonna sun my balls, idk how to do this without going to jail tho?.

Im also gonna do No-Fap


Lifestyle.

im gonna try to eat more, im really malnourished lol, last time i actually put in effort to eat i grew 5 inches taller.

Im also gonna start gymmaxxing.


im coping and im cooked.

i might as well take creatine while im at it even tho my stomach hurts asf on it


im also gonna listen to more death grips since they are HIGH T

natural = copium

 

[Trevor]

Worst plan ever