My own sister just sent this to me

[The cat from The Matrix]

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Should I kill her

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

Say, "I know you are but what am I! #Roasted"

 

[machineovercooked]

Brutal

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Why do women think i'm a serial killer?

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

Why do women think i'm a serial killer?

 

[slopslinger]

didn't realize this joke existed outside of ig reels

 

[Deleted Member 70432]

Why do women think i'm a serial killer?

Bruh they actually do

 

[machineovercooked]

Why do women think i'm a serial killer?

Patient: Hey! There's something wrong with me that lands me in the hospital!
House/Doctors: Ah yes, looks like it was this. Take these and we'll monitor you for a few days.
Patient: Oh no, it got worse!
Doctors: It's okay, we're pretty sure we know what it is.
House: Nope, you're all wrong, it's this.Patient Cured. Snappy Remark.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

@Dean Laugh it up will ya

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Bruh they actually do

I hate looking low trust bro.

 

[Deleted Member 51999]

tell her she's being ableist

 

[Deleted Member 70432]

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@Dean Laugh it up will ya

wtf did he is evil man @Dean
@Schizotypalcel

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

wtf did he is evil man @Dean
@Schizotypalcel

Why would you do that dean... hes an evil man

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I hate looking low trust bro.

Id trust you with my cats over the weekend if I saw u in the street

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

tell her she's being ableist

She just sent me a link on Amazon and asked me to order it with my prime subscription

 

[Deleted Member 70432]

Id trust you with my cats over the weekend if I saw u in the street

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

She just sent me a link on Amazon and asked me to order it with my prime subscription

Tell her you're to autistic

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

this is what i send my sister

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

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BRO HE HATES US BC WE R SPICS

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

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I kinda look like him right now, no joke.

 

[pompompurino]

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@Dean Laugh it up will ya

mogs me tbh

 

[Deleted Member 70432]

BRO HE HATES US BC WE R SPICS

Can i have mog?

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Can i have mog?

How to stop being incel?

 

[machineovercooked]

I kinda look like him right now, no joke.

recreate ur avi

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Can i have mog?

I used to think motm meant mogger of the month for like my whole .com career

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

I used to think motm meant mogger of the month for like my whole .com career

I meow back at my cats

 

[Deleted Member 70432]

I used to think motm meant mogger of the month for like my whole .com career

where is trucel of the month?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I meow back at my cats

Me tooooouuuu

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

where is trucel of the month?

@The cat from The Matrix

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

where is trucel of the month?

Im right here man

 

[Deleted Member 51999]

She just sent me a link on Amazon and asked me to order it with my prime subscription

well you have a prime subscription so ur winning anyways

 

[pompompurino]

Im right here man

you have my vote

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Im right here man

-yigger

 

[Newday]

where is trucel of the month?

me

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

well you have a prime subscription so ur winning anyways

This is what she wants

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

-yigger

what is a yigger as opposed to a n****r

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

what is a yigger as opposed to a n****r

Yiddish

 

[machineovercooked]

f

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This is what she wants

for what reason???

 

[Deleted Member 51999]

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This is what she wants

sexy

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

Yiddish

i like jews

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

f

for what reason???

She wears flats for work like ho go to walmart

 

[slopslinger]

sexy

if I saw a chick wearing that I'd assume she's either retarded or has sensory issues

 

[Deleted Member 51999]

if I saw a chick wearing that I'd assume she's either retarded or has sensory issues

joever

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

if I saw a chick wearing that I'd assume she's either retarded or has sensory issues

Every woman loves to wear retarded half socks for some reason

That and yoga pants that dig into their cunt and ass cheeks so they can show off the goods for the whole planet

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

if I saw a chick wearing that I'd assume she's either retarded or has sensory issues

Bro u need the no shoes. Having sweaty feet in flats is one of the most disgusting smells on planet earth

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Bro u need the no shoes. Having sweaty feet in flats is one of the most disgusting smells on planet earth

Yum

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Yum

Nya

 

[NeverWasNeverWillBe]

Bro u need the no shoes. Having sweaty feet in flats is one of the most disgusting smells on planet earth

If you were a tall pretty white girl, it would be one of the most delicious smells

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

If you were a tall pretty white girl, it would be one of the most delicious smells

What do u think of Blake lively