My parents are kicking me out

[idkwhatodo]

Well ig it was sooner than expected if they dont let me back in i might rope or die out of bad survival skills

 

[Superior]

Well ig it was sooner than expected if they dont let me back in i might rope or die out of bad survival skills

@idkwhatodo

 

[Nocturne]

come live with me

 

[Thebird]

 

[idkwhatodo]

come live with me

Where you at ?

 

[Nocturne]

Where you at ?

everywhere

 

[LaWi]

Cant you stay at a friends house?

 

[idkwhatodo]

Cant you stay at a friends house?

Dont rlly have many and the ones i do live in different towns or just use me as a punching bag

 

[Thebird]

Dont rlly have many and the ones i do live in different towns or just use me as a punching bag

Come live with me I’ll treat you well

 

[Nocturne]

Dont rlly have many and the ones i do live in different towns or just use me as a punching bag

lowk u might be cooked

 

[Nocturne]

Come live with me I’ll treat you well

i already offered, ur stealing my ideas

 

[Thebird]

i already offered, ur stealing my ideas

Good to have multiple options you know

 

[Nocturne]

Good to have multiple options you know

no i need to be everyones only option at all times

 

[LaWi]

Dont rlly have many and the ones i do live in different towns or just use me as a punching bag

Maybe travel around, pack things like camping stuff, phone charger, water, money etc and sleep behind buildings that provide electricity so you can charge your phone, use cafe wifi and so on

 

[Thebird]

no i need to be everyones only option at all times

 

[Shkypot]

Well ig it was sooner than expected if they dont let me back in i might rope or die out of bad survival skills

Call your friends and tell them what happened and ask if you could stay at their place for a few days

 

[Nocturne]

Call your friends and tell them what happened and ask if you could stay at their place for a few days

he said he dosent have many

 

[zhuagunpejigunlonianx]

 

[LaWi]

Well ig it was sooner than expected if they dont let me back in i might rope or die out of bad survival skills

Another plan: army

 

[Nocturne]

tbh who needs a home

 

[trueceljester]

Pull a goatis lwk

 

[Nocturne]

Pull a goatis lwk

s tier advice, 180 iq

 

[idkwhatodo]

Pull a goatis lwk

Stab my parents fake autism and throw acid on my wife ?

 

[trueceljester]

s tier advice, 180 iq

162*

 

[Nocturne]

162*

no whatever i say is true, therefore 180

 

[Blackpill Saint]

n****r they just cannot be doing that for fun

 

[trueceljester]

no whatever i say is true, therefore 180

Sorry I'll try to iqmaxx so I hit 180 saar

 

[Nocturne]

Sorry I'll try to iqmaxx so I hit 180 saar

good.

 

[trueceljester]

Stab my parents fake autism and throw acid on my wife ?

I mean going to prison is free food, free bed, so not even a bad option

 

[idkwhatodo]

n****r they just cannot be doing that for fun

No i did some jobs for ppl and a bunch of stuf for money for my surgery and somehow the amount i have is the same amount they lost a couple of months ago and now they are gonna kick me out by the end of the day and the coincidence is so big they dont believe anything i say

 

[trueceljester]

No i did some jobs for ppl and a bunch of stuf for money and somehow the amount i have is the same amount they lost a couple of months ago and now they are gonna kick me out by the end of the day and the coincidence is so big they dont believe anything i say

How much did u make?

 

[idkwhatodo]

How much did u make?

2500 usd

 

[trueceljester]

2500 usd

Are they gonna take it or do u have it

 

[Blackpill Saint]

No i did some jobs for ppl and a bunch of stuf for money for my surgery and somehow the amount i have is the same amount they lost a couple of months ago and now they are gonna kick me out by the end of the day and the coincidence is so big they dont believe anything i say

Give them the money and plead guilty

 

[idkwhatodo]

Give them the money and plead guilty

Did that but the thing is that i lied to them so many times they would not trust me ever again

 

[Nocturne]

Did that but the thing is that i lied to them so many times they would not trust me ever again

wrap it up dude just go live in the wild and hunt wild beasts

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

Well ig it was sooner than expected if they dont let me back in i might rope or die out of bad survival skills

If you have a Muslim church nearby you can sleep at night in it they allow it

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

There called a masq sum like that along the lines

 

[trueceljester]

There called a masq sum like that along the lines

Mosque

 

[Nocturne]

If you have a Muslim church nearby you can sleep at night in it they allow it

mf are u talking about a mosque

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

mf are u talking about a mosque

Yup

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

Not sure how your job economy is but best of luck finding a job you’ll need one

 

[trueceljester]

Not sure how your job economy is but best of luck finding a job you’ll need one

Don't you need a permanent residence for a job? That's why there's so many homeless on the streets

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

Don't you need a permanent residence for a job? That's why there's so many homeless on the streets

You can always lie it’s not like there going to check, showers and grooming could be done at a gym I’m not sure if OP has any money currently

 

[trueceljester]

You can always lie it’s not like there going to check, showers and grooming could be done at a gym I’m not sure if OP has any money currently

How will he wash clothes?

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

How will he wash clothes?

Gym bathroom hand scrubbing it’s just how it’ll be

 

[trueceljester]

Gym bathroom hand scrubbing it’s just how it’ll be

Hopefully op has the 2500 bcs he can live off of that for a months and find a job

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

Base of operations would be masque or comfortable tent, during the night go to gym and take a shower and wash cloths at the gym while actively searching for a job living off canned food till things improve

 

[idkwhatodo]

You can always lie it’s not like there going to check, showers and grooming could be done at a gym I’m not sure if OP has any money currently

Im not near any gyms never been to the gym in my life and am below 18 so yeah im fucked

 

[DOIMOGU?yesorno]

Im not near any gyms never been to the gym in my life and am below 18 so yeah im fucked

Under 18 I say just go to foster home for now dawg ik it’ll be harsh but that’s the best I can come up with