My parents keep asking me who im texting

[The cat from The Matrix]

What should I say

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

mess

 

[Deleted member 58641]

The doordash driver

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

The doordash driver

Gold for making me laugh

 

[the BULL]

your indian bf

 

[Deleted member 58641]

Gold for making me laugh

"sick" rep for letting me know when i dont give a shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

your indian bf

hey @buzz ready to meet my parents?

 

[g4rl1c]

girls. don't specify

 

[the BULL]

hey @buzz ready to meet my parents?

this is the problem with the forum

 

[BimaxLaser]

Tell them youre texting me you fat beaner

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

girls. don't specify

I've already used the "my best friend" excuse too many times and they know i have no other friends

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Tell them youre texting me you fat beaner

Si Mami I'm talking to BimaxLaser

 

[Huntergirl]

What should I say

Sameee omg and I’m giggling so much too lucky me they don’t know English

 

[BimaxLaser]

Si Mami I'm talking to BimaxLaser

Im called daquavius von dammenhit le rosque

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Sameee omg and I’m giggling so much too lucky me they don’t know English

Ugh my immigrant mom just had to fucking learn didn't she

 

[R1PPer]

Tell them youre talking to your irl friends on a new texting site

 

[BimaxLaser]

Sameee omg and I’m giggling so much too lucky me they don’t know English

Nahh thats crazy tbh how did they afford that skiing trip

 

[Huntergirl]

Nahh thats crazy tbh how did they afford that skiing trip

Money talks

 

[BimaxLaser]

Money talks

How did they money if they cant even speak english

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Say u have friends?

Or would she be shocked?

 

[Huntergirl]

How did they money if they cant even speak english

Because they can speak German

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

I’d tell em the huzz are calling u

 

[Chifuyu]

Because they can speak German

“Wir mussen Chifuyu vernichten.”

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

“Wir mussen Chifuyu vernichten.”

Nah pal you’re not that guy

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

Tell them youre texting me you fat beaner

You’re not that guy either

 

[BimaxLaser]

You’re not that guy either

And what are you dumb whore

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

And what are you dumb whore

Someone that isn’t so bold to say some shit like you

 

[BimaxLaser]

Someone that isn’t so bold to say some shit like you

Have you ever done an iq test im very curious to what would come out

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

Have you ever done an iq test im very curious to what would come out

Yeah, change the subject f*g idc

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

You’re not that guy either

Don't say that abt my idol!!

 

[Chifuyu]

Nah pal you’re not that guy

What does that mean?

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

Don't say that abt my idol!!

Girl please you can do better. Blud is NOT from girlsville womanland

 

[BimaxLaser]

Yeah, change the subject f*g idc

I like my conversations fickle bruh

 

[Chifuyu]

Don't say that abt my idol!!

Lifefuel for @BimaxLaser.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Lifefuel for @BimaxLaser.

Maybe have yet to see her face. But she is womanlet so

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

What does that mean?

You’re not the guy that she’s texting n***a

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Say u have friends?

Or would she be shocked?

I could but she knows I don't like them

 

[Chifuyu]

Maybe have yet to see her face. But she is womanlet so

Looks shouldn’t matter. Her personality should matter.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Looks shouldn’t matter. Her personality should matter.

Thats not blackpilled of you, but true ish

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Maybe have yet to see her face. But she is womanlet so

I'm 5'4 with my shoes on doss that help

 

[Chifuyu]

You’re not the guy that she’s texting n***a

Ohhh hahaha of course she isn’t. But I thought she meant when she’s posting here, that her parents think she’s texting someone. It happens to me too, so that’s what I was thinking. Thanks for destroying my innocence.

 

[Chifuyu]

Thats not blackpilled of you, but true ish

Blackpill is cope, it’s all about the blue pill.

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

Looks shouldn’t matter. Her personality should matter.

Cope, trust me, I have experience. The nice side of me is dead.

 

[BimaxLaser]

I'm 5'4 with my shoes on doss that help

With shoes makes it worse bruh

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Blackpill is cope, it’s all about the blue pill.

Gengar don't say this man

 

[BimaxLaser]

Cope, trust me, I have experience. The nice side of me is dead.

No more mr nice guy ahh

 

[Beautyisontheoutside]

Blackpill is cope, it’s all about the blue pill.

We are going to be some enemies for this,

 

[Chifuyu]

Cope, trust me, I have experience. The nice side of me is dead.

What is cope exactly? You should know I’m retarded and require further clarification.

 

[Chifuyu]

We are going to be some enemies for this,

Tell me your username on .org.

 

[BimaxLaser]

What is cope exactly? You should know I’m retarded and require further clarification.

She is actually retarded cuh