Meet him online in some obscure dead forum
Spend 6 months exchanging cryptic posts and ironic threats before speaking directly
Move into a moldy apartment in Eastern Europe with $27 in our joint account and a cat that hates us both
Daily routine: rot in bed till 4pm, chain drink instant coffee, complain about SMV decline, occasionally touch grass if it’s overcast
Grow vegetables badly, live off canned food, and argue about which conspiracy theory is most likely true
5–7 nervous handholds per year for optimal attachment issues
0 kids by choice. only a shared Google Doc of weird baby names we’ll never use.
Happily ever after until the landlord evicts us
@shredded4summer
Spend 6 months exchanging cryptic posts and ironic threats before speaking directly
Move into a moldy apartment in Eastern Europe with $27 in our joint account and a cat that hates us both
Daily routine: rot in bed till 4pm, chain drink instant coffee, complain about SMV decline, occasionally touch grass if it’s overcast
Grow vegetables badly, live off canned food, and argue about which conspiracy theory is most likely true
5–7 nervous handholds per year for optimal attachment issues
0 kids by choice. only a shared Google Doc of weird baby names we’ll never use.
Happily ever after until the landlord evicts us
@shredded4summer
