My requirements for my next girlfriend

[neymar]

Stacylite/htb
Small hands and feet
Big lips
Cute nose
Tanned
Fat ass and small waist
Never has rosters/ talks to guys
Virgin, never sucked dick or kissed a guy
Never been on dating apps
Doesn’t care about social media
Long legs
Above 5’5
Loyal and obsessed with me
Zero male friends unless they’re gay
Follows direct orders
If she has celebrity crushes I must find them hot too
Does not challenge me/ is submissive

 

[parakiss]

gonna be practically impossible to find tho

 

[Deleted member 57685]

gonna be practically impossible to find tho

+in brazil

 

[g4rl1c]

+in brazil

any person can exist in Brazil.

 

[g4rl1c]

I jfl everytime you say small hands and feet.

 

[neymar]

gonna be practically impossible to find tho

My ex was all of these except the height, ex part, and tanned skin

And I dated her when I was LOW MTN 2+ years ago

 

[parakiss]

My ex was all of these except the height, ex part, and tanned skin

And I dated her when I was LOW MTN 2+ years ago

mirin

 

[neymar]

mirin

No need, I’m not with her rn

 

[parakiss]

No need, I’m not with her rn

how did you fumble

 

[D340RM3D]

and then I'm the one that gets hate for saying I want a guy 6'5+

 

[neymar]

how did you fumble

After I broke up w her we were talking for a year exclusively but I never tried to be official again so she just cut me out her life
And we kept arguing over the past

 

[Deleted member 57685]

any person can exist in Brazil.

this would be hard in any place of the world anyways

 

[Deleted Member 59540]

need my gf to have A10's, mogger nose and prominent zygos so my son can be a giga mogger in all the lands

 

[neymar]

this would be hard in any place of the world anyways

For boys like you definately

 

[Deleted member 57685]

For boys like you definately

"boys like you" sure

 

[Deleted Member 59540]

"boys like you" sure

Youre the only looksmaxxer here I know so a tip: use mascara to ascend ur eye area bro, its a giga mog

 

[neymar]

"boys like you" sure

It’s sad how much I mog you and you pretend to be cocky

 

[Deleted member 57685]

Youre the only looksmaxxer here I know so a tip: use mascara to ascend ur eye area bro, its a giga mog

+ lash curler aswell, works everytime. My school had a after school celebration event for the basketball team winning the district so I went, and 4 girls noticed it

 

[Deleted member 57685]

It’s sad how much I mog you and you pretend to be cocky

I dont fucking care lmao, dont deep it

 

[neymar]

I dont fucking care lmao, dont deep it

Nobody is deeping your rat face

 

[Deleted member 57685]

Nobody is deeping your rat face

seems like I hit a nerve bro deeped it fs

 

[neymar]

seems like I hit a nerve bro deeped it fs

Ltns dont offend me

 

[Deleted member 57685]

Ltns dont offend me

then dont reply

if you had to say out loud "it doesnt offend me" i got news for you

 

[neymar]

then dont reply

if you had to say out loud "it doesnt offend me" i got news for you

Ur delusional is female level embarrassing . Please inject testostrone

 

[Deleted member 57685]

Please inject testostrone

hgh + igf-1 seems to be just fine

its like you are incentivized to attack me for no reason. Every time I interact with you on here a debate always unfolds, how miserable can one be.

 

[Whitepill]

and then I'm the one that gets hate for saying I want a guy 6'5+

The difference is is that neymar looks good and is tall, lean, muscular. Actually attractive.

 

[Deleted Member 59540]

+ lash curler aswell, works everytime. My school had a after school celebration event for the basketball team winning the district so I went, and 4 girls noticed it

4 noticed it as in they called u out for it?

 

[neymar]

and then I'm the one that gets hate for saying I want a guy 6'5+

Because ur below average , probably ugly body and face

 

[Whitepill]

Because ur below average , probably ugly body and face

Although even with these supposed standards, most people go with who they bond with, familiarity bias in looks, (of course looking healthy and decent.) It's really meaningless, but still the people who have insane standards are either deserving of it or just ugly and compensating

 

[Deleted member 57685]

4 noticed it as in they called u out for it?

it was kind of both to be honest, like a "yo is that mascara?" typa thing. Nothing bad, it seemed positive. I got 2 of their snaps and am talking to one atm + shes a sophomore

 

[Scenehikikomori]

Probably hard to find a virgin with a good body tbh

 

[Deleted Member 59540]

it was kind of both to be honest, like a "yo is that mascara?" typa thing. Nothing bad, it seemed positive. I got 2 of their snaps and am talking to one atm + shes a sophomore

Thats cool asf bro, howd you play it off? Just say its your natural lashes or did u admit, if someone said that shit to me irl id crash tf out ngl

 

[Deleted member 57685]

Thats cool asf bro, howd you play it off? Just say its your natural lashes or did u admit, if someone said that shit to me irl id crash tf out ngl

I just admitted to it and the first 2 seemed pretty impressed that a guy even did that, the last 2 just quickly changed the subject so idk

 

[N30N]

Mirin standards, but good luck with that in the modern atmosphere.

 

[neymar]

Mirin standards, but good luck with that in the modern atmosphere.

My ex was all of these except the height, ex part, and tanned skin

And I dated her when I was LOW MTN 2+ years ago

 

[ey88]

I jfl everytime you say small hands and feet.

He has a small cock obviously

 

[James Othy]

Stacylite/htb
Small hands and feet
Big lips
Cute nose
Tanned
Fat ass and small waist
Never has rosters/ talks to guys
Virgin, never sucked dick or kissed a guy
Never been on dating apps
Doesn’t care about social media
Long legs
Above 5’5
Loyal and obsessed with me
Zero male friends unless they’re gay
Follows direct orders
If she has celebrity crushes I must find them hot too
Does not challenge me/ is submissive

All girls will at some point try to challenge any man they end up in a relationship with. It's in their nature. No man is impervious to it and no woman can escape it.

And let me tell you something else. You should never allow your girl to have any male friends, gay or straight. Gay male friends are a lot of times much worse than straight friends. If you really want to be challenged by your girl then let her have gay friends. Gay men encourage women to be contentious and sassy. They encourage them to be, diva, sluts. And they'll want their female friends to gush about their sex lives. A woman, or a man, shouldn't be talking to anyone about their sex lives within relationships.

 

[97baHater]

Zero male friends unless they’re gay

I agree with all but this is lowkey cucked ngl

 

[neymar]

I agree with all but this is lowkey cucked ngl

How

 

[N30N]

All girls will at some point try to challenge any man they end up in a relationship with. It's in their nature. No man is impervious to it and no woman can escape it.

And let me tell you something else. You should never allow your girl to have any male friends, gay or straight. Gay male friends are a lot of times much worse than straight friends. If you really want to be challenged by your girl then let her have gay friends. Gay men encourage women to be contentious and sassy. They encourage them to be, diva, sluts. And they'll want their female friends to gush about their sex lives. A woman, or a man, shouldn't be talking to anyone about their sex lives within relationships.

You're a wise man.