JFL n***a called me a marsupial

[genio]

Upperclassman friend at school faked he was gonna whip me or some shit with a belt
I flinched and let out a little squeal (unfortunately)
Started hugging up all on me and calling me cute then called me a marsupial
He a junior im a sophomore but
n***a IM LIKE 5 INCHES TALLER AND LIKE 50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN YOU

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARSUPIAL I HAD TO GOOGLE THAT SHIT ITS A LITTLE RODENT

 

[alacrity]

n***a IM LIKE 5 INCHES

Bro added a fun fact

 

[genio]

Bro added a fun fact

I am 5 by 5

 

[alacrity]

I am 5 by 5

Bleach my eyes

 

[genio]

Bleach my eyes

Why

 

[Pentatonic]

Is this you bro

 

[Svalbard]

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

Upperclassman friend at school faked he was gonna whip me or some shit with a belt
I flinched and let out a little squeal (unfortunately)
Started hugging up all on me and calling me cute then called me a marsupial
He a junior im a sophomore but
n***a IM LIKE 5 INCHES TALLER AND LIKE 50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN YOU

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARSUPIAL I HAD TO GOOGLE THAT SHIT ITS A LITTLE RODENT

kangaroos are marsupials, he is jealous that he is a short manlet with no bounce


you are true kangaroo

 

[submissivechud]

I am 5 by 5

wtf
is it a cube or smth how does that work

 

[genio]

wtf
is it a cube or smth how does that work

Girth like circumference

 

[submissivechud]

Girth like circumference

oh shit yeah nvm

 

[genio]

oh shit yeah nvm

Nah my dick is deadass js a tungsten cube

 

[genio]

kangaroos are marsupials, he is jealous that he is a short manlet with no bounce


you are true kangaroo

I love kangeroos they so tuff

 

[paulyune]

Upperclassman friend at school faked he was gonna whip me or some shit with a belt
I flinched and let out a little squeal (unfortunately)
Started hugging up all on me and calling me cute then called me a marsupial
He a junior im a sophomore but
n***a IM LIKE 5 INCHES TALLER AND LIKE 50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN YOU

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARSUPIAL I HAD TO GOOGLE THAT SHIT ITS A LITTLE RODENT

help wtf

 

[genio]

Kys

 

[genio]

help wtf

He littler than me

 

[Svalbard]

Kys

Your homosexual threads are such IDGASfuel

 

[genio]

Your homosexual threads are such IDGASfuel

That idgas shit is so homosexual lmao

 

[Svalbard]

That idgas shit is so homosexual lmao

Not really mate

 

[genio]

Not really mate

If u really didnt give a shit u wouldve js dnrd lmao
Replying is js faggotry

 

[jest]

a marsupial bro my god

 

[genio]

a marsupial bro my god

Do u agree or what