never tell women your measurements

[PingPong]

They won’t be impressed by your height or the size of your penis, their concept of measurements is absolutely retarded. If you wan t them to know how big your dick is just whip it out, same for height. If you want them to know how tall you are just meet them irl and tower over them, they don’t know what a “6’6” is.

Their concept of tall is the guy they passed by on the street 2 years ago who is 6 foot wearing 2 inch shoe lifts. The opposite is true as well though. It seems every man over the age of 16 on the internet is 6'5 and has a 7 inch dick, the reality is when you meet up with them they're actually 6'2 with a 6 inch dick.

SAAR I PROMISE I AM 0.5% IN EVERY CATEGORY SAAAAR!

 

[Yani]

 

[ilovelaura]

They won’t be impressed by your height or the size of your penis, their concept of measurements is absolutely retarded. If you wan t them to know how big your dick is just whip it out, same for height. If you want them to know how tall you are just meet them irl and tower over them, they don’t know what a “6’6” is.

Their concept of tall is the guy they passed by on the street 2 years ago who is 6 foot wearing 2 inch shoe lifts. The opposite is true as well though. It seems every man over the age of 16 on the internet is 6'5 and has a 7 inch dick, the reality is when you meet up with them they're actually 6'2 with a 6 inch dick.

SAAR I PROMISE I AM 0.5% IN EVERY CATEGORY SAAAAR!

I have a 6 and a half inches dick but it's thin so it doesn't matter

 

[HeavyMetalGoth]

6'2 with only a 6 incher is ropefuel

 

[PingPong]

6'2 with only a 6 incher is ropefuel

it's enough for LTB ethnic pussy

 

[Inanimate Pragmatist]

They won’t be impressed by your height or the size of your penis, their concept of measurements is absolutely retarded. If you wan t them to know how big your dick is just whip it out, same for height. If you want them to know how tall you are just meet them irl and tower over them, they don’t know what a “6’6” is.

Their concept of tall is the guy they passed by on the street 2 years ago who is 6 foot wearing 2 inch shoe lifts. The opposite is true as well though. It seems every man over the age of 16 on the internet is 6'5 and has a 7 inch dick, the reality is when you meet up with them they're actually 6'2 with a 6 inch dick.

SAAR I PROMISE I AM 0.5% IN EVERY CATEGORY SAAAAR!

How retarded must one be to think it would even work?

 

[PingPong]

How retarded must one be to think it would even work?

Well how bad can you call someone out for it? Nobody is going to whip out a measuring tape.

 

[Inanimate Pragmatist]

Well how bad can you call someone out for it? Nobody is going to whip out a measuring tape.

That is the point, they are lying but they have the arguement of not being able to prove it either. Let liars be liars, they are only trying to convince themselves the most.

 

[Monsieur Meow]

okay ill be honest pls understand
i havent seen that many dicks, but anytime ive seen one its always a bit big not enormous but yk, ive never seen small ones
only small ones ive seen are those of little kids (dont take it the wrong way)

 

[PingPong]

okay ill be honest pls understand
i havent seen that many dicks, but anytime ive seen one its always a bit big not enormous but yk, ive never seen small ones
only small ones ive seen are those of little kids (dont take it the wrong way)

Lucky you

 

[Monsieur Meow]

Lucky you

im js confused why do almost all guys complain ab small dicks when most of them (my experience) have big-ish ones

 

[Newday]

I am 6’1, 7.5 inch length 6 inch girth, wrists are 7.9inches, my waist is 33 inches, my arms are 17.8 inches (flexed), my thighs are 27 inches need to bring that up, my bidelt measurement is 26 inches, my bodyfat % is 16%, my neck is 18 inches tapering to 17 inches, I have yet to measure my chest.

I have anterior pelvic tilt and thoracic spine rounding

 

[PingPong]

im js confused why do almost all guys complain ab small dicks when most of them (my experience) have big-ish ones

Are you talking about erect dicks?

 

[Monsieur Meow]

Are you talking about erect dicks?

both hard and soft

 

[PingPong]

both hard and soft

well most men don't compare themselves with each other, rather they compare themselves to pornstars. That's probably where the problem lies.

 

[larpgod]

6'2 with only a 6 incher is ropefuel

A 6.5-incher with 9.5-inch hands is the real ropefuel.

 

[Mirin]

They won’t be impressed by your height or the size of your penis, their concept of measurements is absolutely retarded. If you wan t them to know how big your dick is just whip it out, same for height. If you want them to know how tall you are just meet them irl and tower over them, they don’t know what a “6’6” is.

Their concept of tall is the guy they passed by on the street 2 years ago who is 6 foot wearing 2 inch shoe lifts. The opposite is true as well though. It seems every man over the age of 16 on the internet is 6'5 and has a 7 inch dick, the reality is when you meet up with them they're actually 6'2 with a 6 inch dick.

SAAR I PROMISE I AM 0.5% IN EVERY CATEGORY SAAAAR!

But she’s gonna be impressed if u show her your 75+ facial harmony measurements that u payed for 20€ for a random inkwell to measure u

 

[limo8]

They won’t be impressed by your height or the size of your penis, their concept of measurements is absolutely retarded. If you wan t them to know how big your dick is just whip it out, same for height. If you want them to know how tall you are just meet them irl and tower over them, they don’t know what a “6’6” is.

Their concept of tall is the guy they passed by on the street 2 years ago who is 6 foot wearing 2 inch shoe lifts. The opposite is true as well though. It seems every man over the age of 16 on the internet is 6'5 and has a 7 inch dick, the reality is when you meet up with them they're actually 6'2 with a 6 inch dick.

SAAR I PROMISE I AM 0.5% IN EVERY CATEGORY SAAAAR!

i have 7,6 inch penis but people will not knoww cus there a lot of replies here

 

[Monsieur Meow]

i have 7,6 inch penis but people will not knoww cus there a lot of replies here

bro this aint tiktok comment section

 

[HeavyMetalGoth]

But she’s gonna be impressed if u show her your 75+ facial harmony measurements that u payed for 20€ for a random inkwell to measure u

she'll ask you to bonesmash her and inject peptides into her face

 

[limo8]

bro this aint tiktok comment section

ik its a forum