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[splanky]

woke liberal empath white woman mother to the beautiful trumpet player innocent splanky forces daughter (splanky) to go to therapy after her trumpet lessons. what for? trauma. but trauma is a strategic tactic made by the evil government to get unproblematic kids like splanky into trouble and gullible parents like white woman to waste their money on more and more healthcare.
next on splanky news: 15th birthday!

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

woke liberal empath white woman mother to the beautiful trumpet player innocent splanky forces daughter (splanky) to go to therapy after her trumpet lessons. what for? trauma. but trauma is a strategic tactic made by the evil government to get unproblematic kids like splanky into trouble and gullible parents like white woman to waste their money on more and more healthcare.
next on splanky news: 15th birthday!

Didn't expect splanky to be this high IQ

 

[splanky]

Didn't expect splanky to be this high IQ

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i’ve BEEN this high IQ brah

 

[Luxe]

Are you conservative or smth

 

[splanky]

Are you conservative or smth

NO omg im just poking fun at my mom okay im not evil stop

 

[Luxe]

NO omg im just poking fun at my mom okay im not evil stop

It’s ok my dad is liberal I make fun of him all the time lol