Discussion Nightmare marriage

[Deleted Member 113067]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.


2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.


3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.


4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.


5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.


Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

 

[BradyT]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
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2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
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3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
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4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
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5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
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Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

I will tell your future husband this is what you want your wedding experience to be

 

[LaWi]

100%, those remind me of those rich, soulless, Dubai proposals

 

[BradyT]

100%, those remind me of those rich, soulless, Dubai proposals

so just curious LaWi are you like the wedding experience expert? whenever I see a thread about weddings you are the most active

 

[LaWi]

so just curious LaWi are you like the wedding experience expert? whenever I see a thread about weddings you are the most active

I started this aesthetic company, son

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
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5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
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Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

Having to spend all that time and money decorating some sloppy marriage for some random hoe she better be worth the trouble since i really can’t be bothered I’d get married outside a sewer and wouldn’t care

Doing all that just to have a 50% chance of getting divorce r***d too fuck this chit

 

[Histy]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
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Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

The more it is simple , the more it is memorizable and beautiful

 

[Histy]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
View attachment 313722View attachment 313723

Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

Indeed tbh, i want primal wedding
In da woods , no fancy shit
simple wedding ring
Having simple , loosey dress
and no dubai vibes frfr

 

[LaWi]

Indeed tbh, i want primal wedding
In da woods , no fancy shit
simple wedding ring
Having simple , loosey dress
and no dubai vibes frfr

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.

This has never happened to anyone bro

 

[LaWi]

This has never happened to anyone bro

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Look at some vids, happens more often in Paris with these proposals

 

[Deleted Member 113067]

This has never happened to anyone bro

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[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

Indeed tbh, i want primal wedding
In da woods , no fancy shit
simple wedding ring
Having simple , loosey dress
and no dubai vibes frfr

There is no primal wedding, devoting oneself to one relationship is a manmade concept as humans aren't biologically monogamous

Primal larp, ill go eat my imaginary liver raw now. Cus Im real nonfake primal

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

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Way to make her feel special
They should all just give me their wives instead I'll treat them all right.

 

[Histy]

There is no primal wedding, devoting oneself to one relationship is a manmade concept as humans aren't biologically monogamous

Primal larp, ill go eat my imaginary liver raw now. Cus Im real nonfake primal

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Why would i larp such a hated lifestyle?

 

[curlyheadisciple]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
View attachment 313722View attachment 313723

Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

Save yourself
take the dinosaur pill
full guide in thread.
1- have shoes that are fake , some fake nikeys and make sure they cant be scanned

2- Wear really really tight jeans and stinky ass socks , short socks prefered.

3. you need to do weird head movements and walk weirdly , even do weird mouth noises like gargling and running weirdly

4- Do a lot of vaping / smoking , this will make your speech more dificult to understand

5- Have short arms and be around 23 bodyfat ( Skinny Fat is ideal for dinosaur maxing)

( Im 20 bodyfat with a big frame but i invented dinosaurpill, so)

 

[TonyDr]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
View attachment 313722View attachment 313723

Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

Proposed to Mrs.Tony around Venice in a exclusive outside space while we've eaten, spend ~200€ on her engagement ring because she always told me she didn't wanted an expensive stuff, only expensive for the final husband/wife customized rings

Edenly Les essentiels n°3 white gold 9 carats

 

[P1et]

Ig bro

 

[Deleted Member]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
View attachment 313722View attachment 313723

Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

should i do this too
but im a man tho, but i like thinking abt ts lowkey.

 

[Deleted Member 113067]

she didn't wanted an expensive stuff, only expensive for the final husband/wife customized rings

oh right i forgit theres supposed to be 2 rings

 

[Huntergirl]

Ideally I wouldn’t have a wedding at all. I’m not a fan of crowded places so hosting one doesn’t really appeal to me. I would however love to take some elegant photos like this as a cute memory for when I’m older

 

[Deleted Member 111926]

This is the worst possible way my wedding could go imo. If this happened to me I would immediately divorce.

1. Proposal
He makes one of those “romantic” set ups. Bonus points if theres a few other people doing the same proposal next to us.
View attachment 313703View attachment 313704

2. The ring
Either the tiniest most insignificant diamond ring that makes it look like he had no money to spend on me, or the biggest most flashy diamond that makes it look like the only criteria was looking as expensive as possible instead of beautiful or personal.
View attachment 313705View attachment 313706View attachment 313707

3. The dress
The “sexy” plain and tight dress. Bonus points if its short.
View attachment 313710View attachment 313711View attachment 313709

4. The location
Your backyard or some very open area with minimal terrain. Bonus points if there are many guests and theyre all making noise.
View attachment 313715View attachment 313716

5. After party
He does a “romantic gesture” and puts candles and broken flowers leading to the bed.
View attachment 313722View attachment 313723

Hopefully this will help some man out because im pretty sure most women will agree. (@BigDihDiddy )
@LaWi @Almighty Sigma Wolf @PingPong @kimothy

Yeah ew