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Funny story but not good enough for a Beanermaxxer storytime thread, I wanna share it anyways.
It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho.
It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.
At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter. But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.
I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.
Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"
This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.
I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.
She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.
Never push the beans without a condom fags.
It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho.
It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.
At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter. But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.
I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.
Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"
This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.
I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.
She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.
Never push the beans without a condom fags.
