Serious On the bus next to 3 girls

[vamp]

In grey sweatpants a muscleshirt and boxer shorts

@Blackpillirony come and pick me up im scared

I can already see the assaulr alligationd if i get hard

 

[vamp]

 

[chero]

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wat r we meant to be looking at bro

 

[јое rоgan]

Pushing bs instead of doing peak

 

[vamp]

wat r we meant to be looking at bro

am i supposed to take a selfie with them

Just showing i am pressed next to the well bc they are basicly acting like i am not here spacewise

 

[chero]

am i supposed to take a selfie with them

Just showing i am pressed next to the well bc they are basicly acting like i am not here spacewise

take a selfie no balls

 

[twinkslayrr]

Do they like you?

 

[vamp]

Do they like you?

acting like i can tell

 

[twinkslayrr]

acting like i can tell

I mean do they look at you n stuff
Make the bus a bang bus

 

[vamp]

I mean do they look at you n stuff
Make the bus a bang bus

Theres no other seats so they prob just wanna sit here, and yes they are,

 

[chero]

Theres no other seats so they prob just wanna sit here, and yes they are,

are they reading this forum on ur phone

 

[twinkslayrr]

Theres no other seats so they prob just wanna sit here, and yes they are,

Are they like RIGHt beside you? Touch them bro

 

[vamp]

are they reading this forum on ur phone

Nah

 

[LaWi]

vampi Harem

 

[vamp]

Are they like RIGHt beside you? Touch them bro

Bro rly wants the vamp SA thread

 

[twinkslayrr]

Bro rly wants the vamp SA thread

It’s not SA if they like you
Act like you’re falling then grip their boob

It always works

 

[God]

am i supposed to take a selfie with them

Just showing i am pressed next to the well bc they are basicly acting like i am not here spacewise

What a fucking incel loser. You're a man buddy. Man up instead of letting some girls push you around like dead weight you disgusting lowlife pussy. And people will complain about hypergarmy. If i was a girl i wouldn't want to be with a little bitch too, might aswell be a lesbian. Fucking loser goy. Get fucked. I mog you buddy. I'm also masters in league of legends and top 100 in build a factory simulator in roblox. I am also a sex god. Get a fucking grip. @Histy laugh at this loser.

 

[vamp]

Out of the bus,

Didnr rouch them, ir was aqwuard walking out rhough bc i had to squeese trough them

 

[vamp]

What a fucking incel loser. You're a man buddy. Man up instead of letting some girls push you around like dead weight you disgusting lowlife pussy. And people will complain about hypergarmy. If i was a girl i wouldn't want to be with a little bitch too, might aswell be a lesbian. Fucking loser goy. Get fucked. I mog you buddy. I'm also masters in league of legends and top 100 in build a factory simulator in roblox. I am also a sex god. Get a fucking grip. @Histy laugh at this loser.

Typed by dark hands

 

[Histy]

am i supposed to take a selfie with them

Just showing i am pressed next to the well bc they are basicly acting like i am not here spacewise

Pass the controller bro .....

YOU SHOULD LITERALLY SLAY THESE INSTEAD OF BEING SCARED BIH

YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE THE SITUATION FUN OR FLIRT IF NEEDED.


BROOOOO YOU ARE LITERALLY WASTING TIME
HOLY SHIT

What a fucking incel loser. You're a man buddy. Man up instead of letting some girls push you around like dead weight you disgusting lowlife pussy. And people will complain about hypergarmy. If i was a girl i wouldn't want to be with a little bitch too, might aswell be a lesbian. Fucking loser goy. Get fucked. I mog you buddy. I'm also masters in league of legends and top 100 in build a factory simulator in roblox. I am also a sex god. Get a fucking grip. @Histy laugh at this loser.

No comment bro

He is not playing , what a luck wasted.

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

In grey sweatpants a muscleshirt and boxer shorts

@Blackpillirony come and pick me up im scared

I can already see the assaulr alligationd if i get hard

f****t just tell them to back off

 

[vamp]

f****t just tell them to back off

So they can hear my lisp and stuttery voice fuck nah

 

[God]

Typed by dark hands

Typed by hands that fingers girls like they're cookie dough*, something you do only in your thoughts as you jerk off to porn of women way out of your league being fucked by BWC. GET A GRIP BUDDY! There's a reason my name is god, it being that i'm a god at everything i do, including taking ur (nonexistent) bitch and fucking ur teacher.

Here is my dark hand next to you (a disgusting trash sucking vacuum cleaner)

Actually, that's pretty offensive to the vacuum cleaner, atleast it has a purpose which is something you lack. Incel.

 

[vamp]

Typed by hands that fingers girls like they're cookie dough*, something you do only in your thoughts as you jerk off to porn of women way out of your league being fucked by BWC. GET A GRIP BUDDY! There's a reason my name is god, it being that i'm a god at everything i do, including taking ur (nonexistent) bitch and fucking ur teacher.

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Here is my dark hand next to you (a disgusting trash sucking vacuum cleaner)

Actually, that's pretty offensive to the vacuum cleaner, atleast it has a purpose which is something you lack. Incel.

I dont know what i would say to them without sounding like a freak

 

[God]

I dont know what i would say to them without sounding like a freak

Don't worry buddy, i don't expect everyone to be on the same level of rizz as me. After all, i am GOD.

And you? Your name is vamp but instead of sucking blood you suck some mad dick, loser.

Here's what you should've done in this situation:

First, show them that you're a man. You aren't a bitch, you aren't a pussy, and you aren't scared. Manspread and push them out of their way. This is YOUR seat, not theirs.

If they complain, tell them they're worthless whores, and slap her straight in their face. It's 2026, not 2100, women still have less rights than men, so show them their spot in the world.

Next up, grab a pack of beer and down about 3/4 of it in one gulp, and spill the rest on her head. That's what she gets for trying to have an ego.

Boom, from pussy loser to low inhib chad,

 

[vamp]

Don't worry buddy, i don't expect everyone to be on the same level of rizz as me. After all, i am GOD.

And you? Your name is vamp but instead of sucking blood you suck some mad dick, loser.

Here's what you should've done in this situation:

First, show them that you're a man. You aren't a bitch, you aren't a pussy, and you aren't scared. Manspread and push them out of their way. This is YOUR seat, not theirs.

If they complain, tell them they're worthless whores, and slap her straight in their face. It's 2026, not 2100, women still have less rights than men, so show them their spot in the world.

Next up, grab a pack of beer and down about 3/4 of it in one gulp, and spill the rest on her head. That's what she gets for trying to have an ego.

Boom, from pussy loser to low inhib chad,

even though tgis is satire i should actually take some inspiration from that

 

[Bananachip]

In grey sweatpants a muscleshirt and boxer shorts

@Blackpillirony come and pick me up im scared

I can already see the assaulr alligationd if i get hard

So don’t get hard

 

[Blackpillirony]

In grey sweatpants a muscleshirt and boxer shorts

@Blackpillirony come and pick me up im scared

I can already see the assaulr alligationd if i get hard

Do not worry anymore, little vampi. Blackpillirony is here to save the day

 

[Ori2k27]

Typed by hands that fingers girls like they're cookie dough*, something you do only in your thoughts as you jerk off to porn of women way out of your league being fucked by BWC. GET A GRIP BUDDY! There's a reason my name is god, it being that i'm a god at everything i do, including taking ur (nonexistent) bitch and fucking ur teacher.

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Here is my dark hand next to you (a disgusting trash sucking vacuum cleaner)

Actually, that's pretty offensive to the vacuum cleaner, atleast it has a purpose which is something you lack. Incel.

Why is this guy blinded by a god complex I can't tell if this is satirical or not