Rage on the bus rn

[knightmaxxer]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

 

[Trevor]

That's good

 

[Trevor]

Nice little indirect female attention

 

[alacrity]

Mirin brah

 

[Deleted Member 85516]

Nice little indirect female attention

exactly

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

I sat next to this guy and he smells like cheetohs and sweat

 

[akwotaco]

watched a girl sit next to me and text her mom to say that i smelled like weed

 

[knightmaxxer]

That's good

Nice little indirect female attention

no bro im tryna be a trvecel and ts happens like daily, does this mean i look gay? women feel safe around gay men

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Maybe you literally don't have to be truecel

no bro im tryna be a trvecel and ts happens like daily, does this mean i look gay? women feel safe around gay men

 

[Trevor]

no bro im tryna be a trvecel and ts happens like daily, does this mean i look gay? women feel safe around gay men

They probably like you
Put ur hand on her trust

 

[knightmaxxer]

I sat next to this guy and he smells like cheetohs and sweat

istg some people's showers don't work

Maybe you literally don't have to be truecel

woahwoahwoah calm it with the foidal manipulation

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

You should ask for sex
Ts sounds like an opportunity to spread your fluid of life

 

[knightmaxxer]

she keeps slightly brushing against me and i have to keep moving closer to the wall

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

she keeps slightly brushing against me and i have to keep moving closer to the wall

n***a im starting to think this is tales


if not, just slip it inside already, bros at 9th base

 

[Penalizer69]

Tbh that's a good thing cause I wouldn't sit next to someone if I thought they were ugly or dangerous or something

 

[knightmaxxer]

n***a im starting to think this is tales


if not, just slip it inside already, bros at 9th base

not like sensually, her elbow just keeps touching me whenever the bus shifts

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

not like sensually, her elbow just keeps touching me whenever the bus shifts

eh just ignore it then


When i ride the bus this happens a lot due to sudden jerks and turns

 

[knightmaxxer]

eh just ignore it then


When i ride the bus this happens a lot due to sudden jerks and turns

ive always found it weird how close people can sit next to strangers, like, personally whenever i have to sit next to someone i stay on the edge of the seat

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

ive always found it weird how close people can sit next to strangers, like, personally whenever i have to sit next to someone i stay on the edge of the seat

i only sit on the edge of my seat if its a foid


most dudes just dont really gaf in my experience, at most they'll just ask if you can scoot over to give some space

 

[knightmaxxer]

bro she genuinely just scooted slightly closer, her arms touching mine, does this mean im not a trvecel anymore???

 

[Evilemofoid]

watched a girl sit next to me and text her mom to say that i smelled like weed

Thats so fucking peak

 

[knightmaxxer]

watched a girl sit next to me and text her mom to say that i smelled like weed

wait y were u looking at her phone

 

[knightmaxxer]

Tbh that's a good thing cause I wouldn't sit next to someone if I thought they were ugly or dangerous or something

same i don't sit next to ugly people cus im an asshole

 

[Azraell]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

Dnrd sexhaver

 

[knightmaxxer]

its been 40 minutes genuinely, there are OTHER SEATS! WHY!

 

[knightmaxxer]

Dnrd sexhaver

never call me a s*xhaver i do NOT

 

[knightmaxxer]

freedom

 

[chudlite67]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

A 30 year old man did this to me the other day on the train and I got annoyed
But maybe she thinks ur cute I definitely would not have done this..

 

[knightmaxxer]

A 30 year old man did this to me the other day on the train and I got annoyed
But maybe she thinks ur cute I definitely would not have done this..

atleast someone has the sense to take empty seats when there available

 

[chudlite67]

atleast someone has the sense to take empty seats when there available

Did u speak to her?

 

[akwotaco]

wait y were u looking at her phone

im a bad person so when someone has their phone out i look at it. i see more than you'd think

 

[nathanV]

Yea I remember a girl sat in front of me and swung her hair back at me in the bus

Girls usually do this along as you aren’t an actual subhuman in terms of looks like this

So it’s nornal

 

[knightmaxxer]

Did u speak to her?

no lol im high inhib

 

[drchad]

2 billion open seats and ts diddyfoid genuinely sits next to me, now i have to smell perfume the whole ride, why do they do this?

Foids who blast cheap perfume deserve something

Especially cause im allergic to it i think even if i wasnt nobody wants to smell that cheap bullshit that smells like a little girls toy cupcake perfume

 

[chudlite67]

no lol im high inhib

bro she was into you

 

[knightmaxxer]

Foids who blast cheap perfume deserve something

Especially cause im allergic to it i think even if i wasnt nobody wants to smell that cheap bullshit that smells like a little girls toy cupcake perfume

i ain't even gon lie her perfume was actually really nice, idk why i was complaining

 

[knightmaxxer]

bro she was into you

no she wasn't nobody is into me cus my fkn ramus is perpendicular or something

 

[chudlite67]

no she wasn't nobody is into me cus my fkn ramus is perpendicular or something

isnt that a good thing?

 

[knightmaxxer]

isnt that a good thing?

i dunno i just pulled some shi out my ass to explain why im chopped

 

[chudlite67]

i dunno i just pulled some shi out my ass to explain why im chopped

youre ok

 

[knightmaxxer]

youre ok