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"Once Upon a Time..."
-an oral history by Becky4l
Once upon a time, in a faraway land known as Forum.looksmaxxing.com There was a realm ruled by Mayor Dean.
Dean, not a man, not a mod, but a presence. Not much was known about Dean.
@Deloncock, deputy of nigcake wolfpack lives up in the slums of Birmingham, pacing back and forth, wishing he never invested in his date farm and got catfished by a 37 year old fat Slavic man. He spends his days doing push ups in the dark, listening to David Goggins edits "17 get it... 18... get it" echoes through his bedroom all night. He was one of the first to understand the prophecy of nigcake, yet he doesn't fully comprehend it. Delon Cock had someone new on his mind though, he figured it would help him get over his e-child that was sold on a thread he made by moving onto a bird, a pretty one at that. Nonetheless, he still greatly missed his Slavic daddy who owned a date farm, but this was something that could be instantly forgotten about just by looking into her sweet eyes. He had all intentions of locking her in a book cage. And that he will certainly do.
@Mota is just a black guy that sort of stands around and stares off into the distance, reminiscing about Lemonpie, and what could've been. He often roams around talking about football or such, trying to distract himself from his long-lost love, but it could be true that a new girl is on his mind. Someone... better... someone different. She was all he ever wanted, really. But he just couldn't let himself admit that. Yet. After facing reckless allegations that he engaged in degenerate roleplaying he had to hide in the shadows for a long time. This is how .Com's superhero "SuperNigger" was founded. But his identity did have to remain a mystery. He had to juggle he SuperNigger responsibilities with his new lover. How could he manage to handle all of this? Mota was just one guy. Or was he?
@shia.jihadist Deputy number two of nigcake wolfpack, he had been jailed previously, for reasons that were not, in his opinion, valid, nonetheless at his arrival to the newly established Discord's Ville he was proclaimed Deputy. He often galivanted around with a being as devious as Nigel Farage, but not many knew exactly what they would do together behind closed doors. It was indeed a mystery. Being a self-proclaimed low trust nutellacel, all he could do was try to make his way through Discord's Ville without being bet up by @DelonCock who would be jogging through, with nigcake and all, repeating, over and over "17... get it... 18... get it" Most of the time Delon Cock would get the best of him. But Shia's spirit was strong. He trained hard for his big fight with Delon Cock. Would he win this time? Who knows?
@The cat from The Matrix was just a young Latina baddie. Navigating her way through life with nothing but her one and only true love, her burning fuel, her rising run and setting moon. Her everything, she tried to distract herself from his absence from the Forum, by often frequenting Discord's Ville, specifically, VC Lane. She occupies herself by talking to such folk like @te extraño him being a fellow Latino baddie, at the end of the day, they had that in common. They had each other, that's all they ever needed after all. To her, this friendship served as a crutch that she could wilt away the stress and longing for @BimaxLaser
@huntergirl being a rare breed, was earlier known as Peter, but to escape Peter's rough and edgy lifestyle, that had her get beaten within an inch of her life in Frankfurt by an entity so powerful, they will remain unnamed, she changed up her ways. In Discord's Ville, she legally changed her name to "lumen", in hopes that this would pull her away from this harsh, yet punk lifestyle she had going. But who was to know where this would go? After all, she had never uttered a single word before, she was just an observer, or a lurker as most of her peers would call it. She was destined to find her voice, she NEEDED to find her voice.
@ey88 was a close accomplice to The cat from The Matrix, they worked well together. But ey was in jail now, and needed to be bailed out, he was facing charges to do with sending his dick to a discord server with recipients said to be below the age of 15, but he didn't care. He owned it, but what he didn't own was enough bail money. A plan struck him to rob @ratedLTN2 who was perhaps one of the most hated individuals of the land. But he didn't care. LTN2 was a one man army, a machine.
@tuberculosisinmybal , A man who moved in silence, a true stone cold being. Not capable of anything but a thumbs up. He embodied this robotic nature like no other, yet his generosity saw no bounds, he was often seen on the street passed out with needless in his arms, but they weren't what you think. Oh no. This n***a was blasting roids. Thrice, per day. Being so rich and famous he became addicted, because he was originally administered them, just for energy, but now... he was deep in. VERY deep in.
@delilahjones , often seen as the town's tart had his eyes on a new prize. That prize being @pompompurino Given to him by no other than @Dagoniggercock after a wildly dramatic love triangle, turned into a straight line. But this didn't come easy, oh no. There was uproar, protests and riots. Even kibble being thrown left right and centre. Nonetheless they made it out with each other. They were often heard engaging in quite far-fetched sexual roleplaying, raceplay, to be precise. Delilah was often heard uttering lines like "Heil Hitler n***a" as he broke their bed frame more with every thrust. This was true love, perhaps one of the only examples to be observed in the land of Looksmaxxing.com
And then… there's Schizotypalcel. Banished. Gone. IP permanently banned. But his messages still seep through. His whispers echo quite loudly through Discord's Ville, yet he remains unseen. The public believe that he should be lifted of this ban, he is often said to be seen as useful, as he aided in tracking down Delon Cock's Slavic daddy's true identity, and proved there was, in fact, no date farm.
This isn’t a forum. It’s a city.
And we live here.
Hit dat like for part 2
Brought to you by Becky4l
17 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 18 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 + 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 + 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊 + 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗*****𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎 + 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚗 + 𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊 + 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊 + 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 @DelonUmbrae
-an oral history by Becky4l
Once upon a time, in a faraway land known as Forum.looksmaxxing.com There was a realm ruled by Mayor Dean.
Dean, not a man, not a mod, but a presence. Not much was known about Dean.
@Deloncock, deputy of nigcake wolfpack lives up in the slums of Birmingham, pacing back and forth, wishing he never invested in his date farm and got catfished by a 37 year old fat Slavic man. He spends his days doing push ups in the dark, listening to David Goggins edits "17 get it... 18... get it" echoes through his bedroom all night. He was one of the first to understand the prophecy of nigcake, yet he doesn't fully comprehend it. Delon Cock had someone new on his mind though, he figured it would help him get over his e-child that was sold on a thread he made by moving onto a bird, a pretty one at that. Nonetheless, he still greatly missed his Slavic daddy who owned a date farm, but this was something that could be instantly forgotten about just by looking into her sweet eyes. He had all intentions of locking her in a book cage. And that he will certainly do.
@Mota is just a black guy that sort of stands around and stares off into the distance, reminiscing about Lemonpie, and what could've been. He often roams around talking about football or such, trying to distract himself from his long-lost love, but it could be true that a new girl is on his mind. Someone... better... someone different. She was all he ever wanted, really. But he just couldn't let himself admit that. Yet. After facing reckless allegations that he engaged in degenerate roleplaying he had to hide in the shadows for a long time. This is how .Com's superhero "SuperNigger" was founded. But his identity did have to remain a mystery. He had to juggle he SuperNigger responsibilities with his new lover. How could he manage to handle all of this? Mota was just one guy. Or was he?
@shia.jihadist Deputy number two of nigcake wolfpack, he had been jailed previously, for reasons that were not, in his opinion, valid, nonetheless at his arrival to the newly established Discord's Ville he was proclaimed Deputy. He often galivanted around with a being as devious as Nigel Farage, but not many knew exactly what they would do together behind closed doors. It was indeed a mystery. Being a self-proclaimed low trust nutellacel, all he could do was try to make his way through Discord's Ville without being bet up by @DelonCock who would be jogging through, with nigcake and all, repeating, over and over "17... get it... 18... get it" Most of the time Delon Cock would get the best of him. But Shia's spirit was strong. He trained hard for his big fight with Delon Cock. Would he win this time? Who knows?
@The cat from The Matrix was just a young Latina baddie. Navigating her way through life with nothing but her one and only true love, her burning fuel, her rising run and setting moon. Her everything, she tried to distract herself from his absence from the Forum, by often frequenting Discord's Ville, specifically, VC Lane. She occupies herself by talking to such folk like @te extraño him being a fellow Latino baddie, at the end of the day, they had that in common. They had each other, that's all they ever needed after all. To her, this friendship served as a crutch that she could wilt away the stress and longing for @BimaxLaser
@huntergirl being a rare breed, was earlier known as Peter, but to escape Peter's rough and edgy lifestyle, that had her get beaten within an inch of her life in Frankfurt by an entity so powerful, they will remain unnamed, she changed up her ways. In Discord's Ville, she legally changed her name to "lumen", in hopes that this would pull her away from this harsh, yet punk lifestyle she had going. But who was to know where this would go? After all, she had never uttered a single word before, she was just an observer, or a lurker as most of her peers would call it. She was destined to find her voice, she NEEDED to find her voice.
@ey88 was a close accomplice to The cat from The Matrix, they worked well together. But ey was in jail now, and needed to be bailed out, he was facing charges to do with sending his dick to a discord server with recipients said to be below the age of 15, but he didn't care. He owned it, but what he didn't own was enough bail money. A plan struck him to rob @ratedLTN2 who was perhaps one of the most hated individuals of the land. But he didn't care. LTN2 was a one man army, a machine.
@tuberculosisinmybal , A man who moved in silence, a true stone cold being. Not capable of anything but a thumbs up. He embodied this robotic nature like no other, yet his generosity saw no bounds, he was often seen on the street passed out with needless in his arms, but they weren't what you think. Oh no. This n***a was blasting roids. Thrice, per day. Being so rich and famous he became addicted, because he was originally administered them, just for energy, but now... he was deep in. VERY deep in.
@delilahjones , often seen as the town's tart had his eyes on a new prize. That prize being @pompompurino Given to him by no other than @Dagoniggercock after a wildly dramatic love triangle, turned into a straight line. But this didn't come easy, oh no. There was uproar, protests and riots. Even kibble being thrown left right and centre. Nonetheless they made it out with each other. They were often heard engaging in quite far-fetched sexual roleplaying, raceplay, to be precise. Delilah was often heard uttering lines like "Heil Hitler n***a" as he broke their bed frame more with every thrust. This was true love, perhaps one of the only examples to be observed in the land of Looksmaxxing.com
And then… there's Schizotypalcel. Banished. Gone. IP permanently banned. But his messages still seep through. His whispers echo quite loudly through Discord's Ville, yet he remains unseen. The public believe that he should be lifted of this ban, he is often said to be seen as useful, as he aided in tracking down Delon Cock's Slavic daddy's true identity, and proved there was, in fact, no date farm.
This isn’t a forum. It’s a city.
And we live here.
Hit dat like for part 2
Brought to you by Becky4l
17 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 18 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 + 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 + 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊 + 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗*****𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎 + 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚗 + 𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊 + 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊 + 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 @DelonUmbrae
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I wouldn't leave a slice
I genuinely read every single word.
Dude.....