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Once upon a time

Lo siento, mi hermano… no hablo “¿que?” solo hablo Crunchwrap Supreme, Quesarito, Nachos BellGrande, Chalupa Supreme, Cinnabon Delights, Baja Blast… y poquito Doritos Locos Tacos. Tú entiendes o necesitas más Fire Sauce?
 
Lo siento, mi hermano… no hablo “¿que?” solo hablo Crunchwrap Supreme, Quesarito, Nachos BellGrande, Chalupa Supreme, Cinnabon Delights, Baja Blast… y poquito Doritos Locos Tacos. Tú entiendes o necesitas más Fire Sauce?
jajaj te mataría hermano muerto
cierra la boca en presencia de mi reina latina cat
 
jajaj te mataría hermano muerto
cierra la boca en presencia de mi reina latina cat
You, me
Gas station
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi, of course
Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi
We black out and wake up in a sewer
We're surrounded by fish, horny fish
You know what that means
Fish orgy!
The stench draws in a bear
What do we do?
We're gonna fight
Bear fight
Bare handed
Bare naked?

Oh yes, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl
Dance Dance Revolution
Revolution?
Ovеrthrow the government?
Uh, I think so

Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ
Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do
Then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun
Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in
 
very nice paragraph about me there becky thank u although i have more value than just this incident
 

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