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@aprilmayjune will save you from your fateuntil the zoo keeper finds me and brings me back to my cage
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@aprilmayjune will save you from your fateuntil the zoo keeper finds me and brings me back to my cage
my fictional crush in 8th grade was 5'1 it's okur right I’ll stop lying, I’m 5’2 on a good day
I don’t know how I manage to get shorter every daymy fictional crush in 8th grade was 5'1 it's ok
yup he can stay in my basement@aprilmayjune will save you from your fate
it is okI don’t know how I manage to get shorter every day
It’s fine you’ll just see my true height when we go on our 40 mile hikeit is ok![]()
will your mom approve of this? dont you still live with her at 30It’s fine you’ll just see my true height when we go on our 40 mile hike
i'm telling you i don't careIt’s fine you’ll just see my true height when we go on our 40 mile hike
how financially intelligent of himwill your mom approve of this? dont you still live with her at 30
But I have to height mog the bears to scare them awayi'm telling you i don't care
i can do it i'm 5'9But I have to height mog the bears to scare them away
maybe you should keep him at your basement hes used to thathow financially intelligent of him
no I don’t even look at people under 5’7i can do it i'm 5'9
is that too tall for you?
what is your problem dudemaybe you should keep him at your basement hes used to that
ok sorry i will assist you insteadwhat is your problem dude
you were assisting him already i thought!ok sorry i will assist you instead
you’re coming with but you will slowly drift behind until you can no longer keep up, then we will proceed to finish our hike and come back and save you afterok sorry i will assist you instead
“5’4 lltn”you were assisting him already i thought!
what a fun couple activityyou’re coming with but you will slowly drift behind until you can no longer keep up, then we will proceed to finish our hike and come back and save you after
i was just testing if she truly loves you and not just for being a 6’2 rich cl“5’4 lltn”
none of these words mean anything to me i value you for who you are“5’4 lltn”
don’t throw in rich that would be a liei was just testing if she truly loves you and not just for being a 6’2 rich cl
no need to be so humble, thats just who you are i guessdon’t throw in rich that would be a lie
that's okay i can be the breadwinner just keep the house clean for me ok?don’t throw in rich that would be a lie
I will build a new house by handthat's okay i can be the breadwinner just keep the house clean for me ok?
i will bring a chair and i can sip lemonade and gaze at you longingly please get the refI will build a new house by hand
can it be in the woodsI will build a new house by hand
Of coursecan it be in the woods
have you ever been to lake michigan i think you'd like itOf course
haven’t been there sounds cool though, are there mountains? I need mountains to go on 40 mile hikeshave you ever been to lake michigan i think you'd like it
esp the cabins in the woods by the lakeshore
i do not remember, but there are boat tours for great lakes and it's a nice spot to sightsee ESPECIALLY stargazinghaven’t been there sounds cool though, are there mountains? I need mountains to go on 40 mile hikes
sounds wonderful, maybe I can catch fish with my handsi do not remember, but there are boat tours for great lakes and it's a nice spot to sightsee ESPECIALLY stargazing
the men yearn for the grid to go downsounds wonderful, maybe I can catch fish with my hands