Pigeons are out of my hand

[BimaxLaser]

Ate*

Im lowkey kinda twitchy about animals touching me but a guy came up to me on the Leidseplein in amsterdam and asked what typa protestant I was.

After I told him he gave me a handful of grain and seeds and I let the pigeons eat out of my hand.

Shit was brazy tbh they peck your hand to get all the seeds and shit it felt somewhat uncomfortable but also really cool

 

[jkcwakcjw]

That n***a prolly acted like he just converted u
U have any pics?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Princess Bimax

 

[BimaxLaser]

That n***a prolly acted like he just converted u
U have any pics?

My mom has a video actually but she hasnt send it in the groupapp. Not gonna send it regardless cause my whole family is in it.

The guy was chill asf he only spoke to us for a short while before moving to the other people.

There were more than a hundred pigeons around this guy cause he had food for them

 

[BimaxLaser]

Princess Bimax

Why so negative bud im an alpha male

 

[Mota]

its preferable to have one pigeon in your hand than two pigeons flying

 

[BimaxLaser]

its preferable to have one pigeon in your hand than two pigeons flying

I had three in my hand bud they wanted me so bad

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Why so negative bud im an alpha male

im saying it endearingly little boy, anyways u ended up having an eventful day like u said

 

[Mota]

its preferable to have one pigeon in your hand than two pigeons flying

I had three in my hand bud they wanted me so bad

It’s Portuguese expression. I think the English one is:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush​

 

[BimaxLaser]

im saying it endearingly little boy, anyways u ended up having an eventful day like u said

Yeah saw the biggest museum in the netherlands this cool church and some other small shit

 

[BimaxLaser]

It’s Portuguese expression. I think the English one is:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush​

Im Dutch its better one bird in your hand than ten in the sky

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Yeah saw the biggest museum in the netherlands this cool church and some other small shit

Are ur Netherlands hairy?

 

[BimaxLaser]

Are ur Netherlands hairy?

Not much tbh I do the occasional trim

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Not much tbh I do the occasional trim

That’s good
Id want my lawyer to be trimmed

 

[jkcwakcjw]

That’s good
Id want my lawyer to be trimmed

I check btw

 

[BimaxLaser]

That’s good
Id want my lawyer to be trimmed

Im probably gonna do Jewish corporate law for the money I assume you have a nice business

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Im probably gonna do Jewish corporate law for the money I assume you have a nice business

No I’m in high school and I have school tomorrow

I hate the cuck sad cat but it sums up how sad I’m

 

[BimaxLaser]

No I’m in high school and I have school tomorrow

Give me 5 grand please

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Give me 5 grand please

n***a I’d have to get 5 grand first
Ur an adult go to a loan shark like they did I squid game

 

[BimaxLaser]

n***a I’d have to get 5 grand first
Ur an adult go to a loan shark like they did I squid game

Unironically might go to my ex teacher who taught me philosophy and is a jew

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Unironically might go to my ex teacher who taught me philosophy and is a jew

bruh they don’t make shit they gonna say the same thing I say

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Unironically might go to my ex teacher who taught me philosophy and is a jew

bruh they don’t make shit they gonna say the same thing I say

 

[BimaxLaser]

bruh they don’t make shit they gonna say the same thing I say

That n***a makes a quarter million a year he also runs the school

 

[jkcwakcjw]

That n***a makes a quarter million a year he also runs the school

Ok my WiFi acting up I can’t even see what u say now.

Final thoughts: recreate ts with a bear next time