Serious pitching my forum idea

[Deleted Member 72927]

It's inspired by the Reddit.com banana length shit

what's so great about it is it gives u a sense of accomplishment as u rack up hours spent scrolling. it makes u feel productive because u have something epic to show for ur hard work. the current time spent online tracker feels bleak and dystopian

obviously they should switch it up and instead of bananas it can be black cocks or any other phallic object that can be used as a means of measurement really

they stole the gold award from reddit so why not

 

[Cuckㅤ]

pity bump

 

[Deleted Member 72927]

pity bump

thx for saving me the embarrassment

 

[Cuckㅤ]

thx for saving me the embarrassment

now we are both embarrassed because i just bumped a thread that has reddit involved

 

[slopslinger]

Time spent online 11h 24m 7s

congrats on scrolling 1 slopslinger dicc