Please decode my dream

[Raskolnivok]

I had a dream last night where I tickled the armpit of a Chinese woman with my horn (I was a unicorn please don't judge me) and then I sneezed and spilt my sweat all over her armpit. What the frick does this mean?

Also I have decided to become transgender.

 

[Raskolnivok]

what the frick??

 

[Deleted member 57571]

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[Whitepill]

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[Raskolnivok]

the chinese woman will make you true warrior dragon god of psl but u need to avoid bad energy for the next few days and consume 3 drops of the blood of a chad and 5 tears of a Stacy before next full moon to make the prophecy come tru

I will beat up 3 random homeless people tonight as a protection spell against this so called prophecy.

 

[Bajio]

I had a dream last night where I tickled the armpit of a Chinese woman with my horn (I was a unicorn please don't judge me) and then I sneezed and spilt my sweat all over her armpit. What the frick does this mean?

Also I have decided to become transgender.

According to vedic methods it's a bad sign you have high risk of getting Erectile dysfunction

 

[Raskolnivok]

According to vedic methods it's a bad sign you have high risk of getting Erectile dysfunction

I already have erectile dsyfunction... this is why i'm incel.

 

[Deleted Member 59374]

u need to travel to china