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It's been an eternity that I’ve been trapped in this suffocating inferno of silence with demons disguised as books this place is called the LIBRARY.

I forced myself to go here in hopes of learning the ancient technique of cheating my history subject. In the best way possible. It’s been 4 hours, but I still can't decipher the ancient technique.

As I took a break while watching TikTok of people coloring a colorbook, a sudden feeling came into my mind as if my neurons were telling me something urgent! I don't have enough caffeine in my system! I immediately grabbed my can of Red Bull, but it was EMPTY!

I rushed to the library's huge door and ran to the nearest 7/11 like a wild animal starving, people were looking at me with fear. I got to the 7/11 and grabbed the nearest Red Bull my eyesight saw. I drew my wallet as I was about to pay only to see that I don't have any more MONEY!

I ran through the door out of embarrassment. I saw this homeless beggar with 21 euros lying around his cup, so I slammed him to the ground like a fierce lioness hunting for its prey. I took his 21 euros and went back to the 7/11.

But before I can buy my precious Red Bull, the police have already arrived.

I know what my destiny will be, I will be sent into a concentration camp for immigrants like me. Leaving me no choice, I choose to perform our hidden ancient art of self-defense called detonating myself.

As the police were approaching me to arrest me, I clicked the button and took the whole of Rotterdam with me in the afterlife.

THE END
 
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It's been an eternity that I’ve been trapped in this suffocating inferno of silence with demons disguised as books this place is called the LIBRARY.

I forced myself to go here in hopes of learning the ancient technique of cheating my history subject. In the best way possible. It’s been 4 hours, but I still can't decipher the ancient technique.

As I took a break while watching TikTok of people coloring a colorbook, a sudden feeling came into my mind as if my neurons were telling me something urgent! I don't have enough caffeine in my system! I immediately grabbed my can of Red Bull, but it was EMPTY!

I rushed to the library's huge door and ran to the nearest 7/11 like a wild animal starving, people were looking at me with fear. I got to the 7/11 and grabbed the nearest Red Bull my eyesight saw. I drew my wallet as I was about to pay only to see that I don't have any more MONEY!

I ran through the door out of embarrassment. I saw this homeless beggar with 21 euros lying around his cup, so I slammed him to the ground like a fierce lioness hunting for its prey. I took his 21 euros and went back to the 7/11.

But before I can buy my precious Red Bull, the police have already arrived.

I know what my destiny will be, I will be sent into a concentration camp for immigrants like me. Leaving me no choice, I choose to perform our hidden ancient art of self-defense called detonating myself.

As the police were approaching me to arrest me, I clicked the button and took the whole of Rotterdam with me in the afterlife.

THE END
Tag some Australian users under my thread and maybe I’ll rep you, I felt the intrusive urge to dislike your post so I’d act hastily if I was you
 

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