Pool Party, Girls & Boys Allowed this time

[zygos]

Separation is not right.

No sleepover tho…

 

[Mandy?]

Pool Party + sleepover but I’ll sleep in the attic

 

[zygos]

Pool Party + sleepover but I’ll sleep in the attic

Okay u can sleep in the attic

 

[nun]

i’m the basement dwelling monster just to add a bit of spice to the party

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

i'm not joining any pool party with minors

 

[zygos]

i'm not joining any pool party with minors

Uhmmmm, there’s an adult and minors section….

 

[alzarbert7836262]

i'm not joining any pool party with minors

can I share room with you

 

[zygos]

i’m the basement dwelling monster just to add a bit of spice to the party

My basement is not scary

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

can I share room with you

if you're 18+ yes

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Separation is not right.

No sleepover tho…

I decided I’m not coming.

 

[alzarbert7836262]

if you're 18+ yes

I'm not

 

[zygos]

I decided I’m not coming.

Of course!

 

[Chifuyu]

I will be the unc lifeguard who takes watch. I cannot get inside the pool because my germophobia-like OCD won't allow me to.

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

My basement is not scary

n***a you’re too young to be a homeowner in this economy

 

[zygos]

n***a you’re too young to be a homeowner in this economy

I am a homeowner though? I own 3 properties

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

I will be the unc lifeguard who takes watch. I cannot get inside the pool because my germophobia-like OCD won't allow me to.

And because you can’t be within 15 feet of minors

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

I am a homeowner though? I own 3 properties

Stfu rich n***a

 

[zygos]

I will be the unc lifeguard who takes watch. I cannot get inside the pool because my germophobia-like OCD won't allow me to.

Thx! We need a lifeguard because the incels will start going crazy over the girls

 

[Chifuyu]

And because you can’t be within 15 feet of minors

Hey man I ain't got no record.

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Thx! We need a lifeguard because the incels will start going crazy over the girls

you seriously overestimate how attractive FOIDs are

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Hey man I ain't got no record.

Double negative, you just confirmed you do in fact have a record

 

[Chifuyu]

you seriously overestimate how attractive FOIDs are

She is pointing out the downbad nature of moids.

 

[Chifuyu]

Double negative, you just confirmed you do in fact have a record

Sheeeit I just played myself.

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

She is pointing out the downbad nature of moids.

I must not be a moid then. I embody the 11th man theory (I’m antisocial)

 

[zygos]

I must not be a moid then. I embody the 11th man theory (I’m antisocial)

U are moid.

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

U are moid.

Lern tu spel

 

[zygos]

Lern tu spel

This was the last pool party I hosted

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

This was the last pool party I hosted

 

[zygos]

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I’m confused

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

I’m confused

Look at all the socioeconomic factors at your pool party

 

[zygos]

Look at all the socioeconomic factors at your pool party

Black people?

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Black people?

Yes

 

[Drownedwithhim]

you seriously overestimate how attractive FOIDs are

Maybe if spuffy came we would need one

 

[zygos]

Yes

It is common to know how to swim, no?

 

[zygos]

Maybe if spuffy came we would need one

Spuffy is coming

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

It is common to know how to swim, no?

Have you been living under a rock?

 

[zygos]

Have you been living under a rock?

No? I can’t swim but I know how to doggy paddle.

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

No? I can’t swim but I know how to doggy paddle.

Learn to swim before you talk to me again. I can’t believe I’ve been beefing with a sinker

 

[zygos]

Learn to swim before you talk to me again. I can’t believe I’ve been beefing with a sinker

I can doggy paddle?

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

I can doggy paddle?

I’m sure you can

 

[TonyDr]

Separation is not right.

No sleepover tho…

Thx but i'm good

 

[zygos]

Thx but i'm good

Why

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Thx but i'm good

come to my manly misogynist pool party where we do manly thinks like drink beer and hate women

 

[TonyDr]

Why

I don't go to parties

 

[zygos]

I don't go to parties

It’s not a party

 

[TonyDr]

It’s not a party

B...but you've wrote "pool paty" i don't do parties and no pools since i'm fat