walked past a group of chinese tourists yesterday and, as i was bored out of my mind, told one of them (so that they can all hear me) that they all look like Xi (the chinese president). what happens after an awkward moment of silence? they all start robotically repeating "every single one of us is a unique and special individual" while smiling, so i obviously got creeped out and walked away, pretending that didn't just happen. legit glitch in the matrix moment