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Omg he’s so nice tbh hoping for a guy to use a dildo on me. Silly silly boy.
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My colleague had never tried calamari, we were at Wagamamas on the South Bank. He was drunk af. He had one bite, puked all over our table, tried running to the loo, puked all over some girls’ table, and puked all the way to the bogs.

Needless to say, we were asked to leave. This girl who we worked with was crying because it went all over her arm.

I couldn’t walk because I was laughing so much.

🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
My colleague had never tried calamari, we were at Wagamamas on the South Bank. He was drunk af. He had one bite, puked all over our table, tried running to the loo, puked all over some girls’ table, and puked all the way to the bogs.

Needless to say, we were asked to leave. This girl who we worked with was crying because it went all over her arm.

I couldn’t walk because I was laughing so much.

🤣🤣🤣🤣
man I missed your random stories
 
People were crying and screaming. It was 12 years ago, and is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen since.
 
man I missed your random stories
Once the black cab driver dropped me off at the police station because I was angry and refused to get out. They were like, “Oh, well he works here.”

🤣🤣🤣
 
Once the black cab driver dropped me off at the police station because I was angry and refused to get out. They were like, “Oh, well he works here.”

🤣🤣🤣
you work at the police station?
 
I was thinking about joining for a while what's it like
It was fun at times. Sometimes was just tedious. I was in Central London, so got to see some cool stuff and meet important and famous people hahaha.

Are you in the UK mate?
 
It was fun at times. Sometimes was just tedious. I was in Central London, so got to see some cool stuff and meet important and famous people hahaha.

Are you in the UK mate?
yeah man midlands
 
yeah man midlands
My friend from Royalty was there. West Mids, he did traffic for a while and then came to the Met for Special Escort Group.

We were on high pay when I joined, I think they don’t get as much now upon joining.
 
My friend from Royalty was there. West Mids, he did traffic for a while and then came to the Met for Special Escort Group.

We were on high pay when I joined, I think they don’t get as much now upon joining.
when I was younger my intention was to become an armed cop but given my digital footprint I don't think that's happening anymore
 

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