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This post is (not) satirical; don’t take it seriously.
The situation is FUCKED
My plates are fucking closing at this second I HAVE LIKE MONTHS TO A YEAR BEFORE MY PLATES ARE FUSED
IM FUCKING BROKE I CANT EVEN AFFORD SUBSTANCES
IM GONNA ASK MY DAD FOR $200 BRO
I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH MY MOM OVER HER SHITTY FINANCIAL DECISIONS AND WHAT I WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE
FUCKKKKKJ FUCK UFCKKKKKK FUCKK n***a FUCKKKK
IM GENUINELY HARDSTUCK MANLET BRO
ILL 5’9-5’10 REALISTICALLY IF I GROW AN INCH OR TWO FROM 5’8
IF I ACTUALLY HAD SOME FUCKING MONEY I COULD BLAST SHIT TO GET TO LIKE 5’11-6’
FUCKKKKK FUCKKK FUCK
Yeye im sorry if youre under 5’8 my condolences but I STILL AM FUCKING SHORT
I STILL STRIVE TO BE FUCKING TALLER AND BETTER
AND FUCKING GUESS WHAT BRO
THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING REPLY TO MY JOB APPLICATOON I CANT AFFORD ANY SUBSTANCES FUCKKKK n***a FUCKKKK
IM GONNA GET 3” OR 4” LL IN MUMBAI INDIA FOR 30K BECAUSE ILL BE WAGESLAVING 84 HOUR A WEEK FOR 4 YEARS WORKING 2 JOBS TO MAKE 6 FUCKING FIGURES TO AFFORD LL
FUCKING 2 YEARS RECOVERING IN MUMBAI JUST KILL ME BRO JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER MY PLATES ARE FUCKED n***a FUCK FUCK TUCK FUCK
I NEED 50MG EXEMESTANE EVERYDAY TO BE HUMAN HEIGHT n***a
FUCKKKK
My plates are fucking closing at this second I HAVE LIKE MONTHS TO A YEAR BEFORE MY PLATES ARE FUSED
IM FUCKING BROKE I CANT EVEN AFFORD SUBSTANCES
IM GONNA ASK MY DAD FOR $200 BRO
I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH MY MOM OVER HER SHITTY FINANCIAL DECISIONS AND WHAT I WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE
FUCKKKKKJ FUCK UFCKKKKKK FUCKK n***a FUCKKKK
IM GENUINELY HARDSTUCK MANLET BRO
ILL 5’9-5’10 REALISTICALLY IF I GROW AN INCH OR TWO FROM 5’8
IF I ACTUALLY HAD SOME FUCKING MONEY I COULD BLAST SHIT TO GET TO LIKE 5’11-6’
FUCKKKKK FUCKKK FUCK
Yeye im sorry if youre under 5’8 my condolences but I STILL AM FUCKING SHORT
I STILL STRIVE TO BE FUCKING TALLER AND BETTER
AND FUCKING GUESS WHAT BRO
THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING REPLY TO MY JOB APPLICATOON I CANT AFFORD ANY SUBSTANCES FUCKKKK n***a FUCKKKK
IM GONNA GET 3” OR 4” LL IN MUMBAI INDIA FOR 30K BECAUSE ILL BE WAGESLAVING 84 HOUR A WEEK FOR 4 YEARS WORKING 2 JOBS TO MAKE 6 FUCKING FIGURES TO AFFORD LL
FUCKING 2 YEARS RECOVERING IN MUMBAI JUST KILL ME BRO JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER MY PLATES ARE FUCKED n***a FUCK FUCK TUCK FUCK
I NEED 50MG EXEMESTANE EVERYDAY TO BE HUMAN HEIGHT n***a
FUCKKKK