Random Ass Strategies

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Blindmaxxing: The other person must be born blind or they'll have the visual imagination to tell you're chopped if they touch your face, also you'll need a nice sounding voice and to jestermaxx extremely hard.

Ruralmaxxing: Move out to the middle of nowhere and get a looksmatch or above there since there's so few options they'll be more likely to settle for you if you make more than them.

Statusmaxxing: Get super famous somehow, no lolcow shit just be genuinely famous it multiplies your SMV by 20 .

Suicidemaxxing: Trap someone into a toxic relationship by saying you'll kill yourself if they leave, must be a naive person this is being tried on and should be used sparingly.

Babytrap: Get pregnant or get someone pregnant and use the child as a bargaining chip so they can't ever leave you completely.

Fearmaxxing: Make the other person feel like they will be harmed if they do leave, same requirements as suicidemaxxing.

Moralmaxxing: Ditch all the strategies above and become a charitable or likeable person, you will immediately be statusmaxxed by default or at the very least have platonic connections that sort of make up for whatever problems you have but if you get unlucky you'll just be muling.

 

[neverlookback]

You can do all of these at once for the ultimate maxx

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

You can do all of these at once for the ultimate maxx

Everyone will also find out you did these atleast 20 years after you die, so no one will ever know

 

[neverlookback]

Everyone will also find out you did these atleast 20 years after you die, so no one will ever know

The legacy will carry on

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

The legacy will carry on

Local preacher's family reports that they only ever called him to ask for money and his wife had tried to divorce 7 times but ended up in the hospital atleast 4 of those

 

[TonyDr]

Babytrap: Get pregnant or get someone pregnant and use the child as a bargaining chip so they can't ever leave you completely.

Big ooooof

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Big ooooof

You do what you gotta do man

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

"moralmaxxing" is under-appreciated while psychopathic behaviour is rewarded.
In this case, I'm not referring to the common psychopathy portrayed in films or media.

Note: psychopathy doesn't necessarily mean evil

 

[rand anon]

Female dating strategies

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Female dating strategies

It can work for men too because all of these are last resorts

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

"moralmaxxing" is under-appreciated while psychopathic behaviour is rewarded.
In this case, I'm not referring to the common psychopathy portrayed in films or media.

Note: psychopathy doesn't necessarily mean evil

Moralmaxxing can easily just turn into muling and letting people fuck you over