Rating all my softmaxxes

[Cage]

Hey lol
as title suggests im gonna be rating all softmaxxes I have personally tried
The rating is based on effectiveness, cost, time nd stuff of that nature

• Hair dye (10/10)

Again very situational but hair dye was easily the best decision ive ever made
Not much to say, coloring is hella important

• Eyebrow pencil (10/10)

Call me gay i dont care
Mogs dyeing your eyebrows since it will thin them out, you need minoxidil + dye and thats only for maintaining your eyebrow density

• Tanning drops (9/10)

Cant recommend this enough
If you're pale go buy some tanning drops rn
Bottle lasts a long time, application process takes > 5 minutes, tan will last for 3-4 days
The only reason it isnt a 10 is because it takes a while for the tan to actually appear (8-10 hours in my experience)

• Bb cream (7/10)

Nothing crazy tbh, just does its job well
Good for hiding blemishes

• Tret (7/10)

Helped my skin, gave me a good glow
nothing crazy, i still have the occasional breakout but it helps nonetheless

• Furosemide (5/10)

I really wished this worked for me lol
If you are actually bloated then it seems like a miracle drug
in my case i was just high bf% lol
So for me personally it wasnt great but ik its still a very good softmaxx for some

• Lycopene + astaxanthin (5/10)

becomes expensive
takes 3 months to see results
will have to constantly stay on it
decent results ig

• Mouth widening applicator 3/10

Kinda silly, feels like you're wearing a mouth gag
Just use your fingers if you want a wider mouth tbh

• Topical minoxidil (2/10)

Dont waste your time, use oral minoxidil
topical takes 6 months to see results, takes > 2 months for oral
who cares about side effects, you're looksmaxxing, the whole point is to take risks



So yeah thats everything, feel free to ask any questions
I can send my ascension pics in pms upon request

 

[quepasta]

I want to see the ascension

 

[Clone]

6 months to see results I would be an old man by then

 

[Cage]

6 months to see results I would be an old man by then

i doubt it would take that long
majority would just be frauding like using tanning drops n stuff

 

[Snowskinned]

Melontan >> tanning drops

Also, how tf is topical minox taking 6 months to work?? Can't talk from experience, but I got it prescribed for 3 months by a hair doc. 6 months sounds like cap or 2%(xDDDD) minox

 

[Clone]

i doubt it would take that long
majority would just be frauding like using tanning drops n stuff

Oh I meant the minoxidil

 

[Clone]

i doubt it would take that long
majority would just be frauding like using tanning drops n stuff

Tanning drops added the list

 

[Cage]

Oh I meant the minoxidil

yeah thats for topical
fuck topical
im using oral now which should speed up the process tremendously

 

[Clone]

yeah thats for topical
f**k topical
im using oral now which should speed up the process tremendously

YEAH FUCK TOPICAL I'm going to do oral minoxidil too thanks bro

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK]

i am back again on 50 mg minox (i drink topical)

 

[sigma]

mouth widening is cope
might get bb cream

 

[Jordanisbettethanu]

mouth widening is cope
might get bb cream

Bb cream is god tier, for me at least. Also if you have redness you can get a a color correcting version and that for me made the biggest difference.

 

[osteochondromyxoma]

Good thread man

 

[Whitepill]

How much tanner do tanning drops make you?

 

[Cage]

How much tanner do tanning drops make you?

depends how many drops i use
i only use like 2-3 drops on my face and it makes a big difference

 

[Cage]

Melontan >> tanning drops

Also, how tf is topical minox taking 6 months to work?? Can't talk from experience, but I got it prescribed for 3 months by a hair doc. 6 months sounds like cap or 2%(xDDDD) minox

I think u mean melanotan
and yes, mt2 is better but due to my living situation I cant store it anywhere
and for your second point, doctors often give low doses
I guess you could see slight improvement in 3 months?
it would take around 6 months to see actual improvement in eyebrow density

 

[Snowskinned]

I think u mean melanotan
and yes, mt2 is better but due to my living situation I cant store it anywhere
and for your second point, doctors often give low doses
I guess you could see slight improvement in 3 months?
it would take around 6 months to see actual improvement in eyebrow density

Maybe tho. Gonna ask the doc, but he’ve shown me people who came to him with a seriously receding hairline and left with nice hair. His method seemed to work. But yea, maybe he is just a pussy