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Method Ritual to Invoque AstroSky, most updated version 2024 July, the java method English version, first edition, Free Public Distribution, Pro Data

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You will need:

1- A friend who dont believe in mewing (he will be sacrificed).
2- A pack of syringes filles with testosterone.
3- A contract of free membership at gym.
4- A Asian high neoteny kawai women, preferable tanned.


Step one:
Make your friend post a thread saying that mewing is cope. Astro will reply showing images of his transformation. Someone will say that mewing cant add that much bone mass. Astro will argue that he also used testosterone.

Step two:
Make your friend call Astro a importer, that he actually did surgery or something just to make him irritated. Then, tell that your friend who don't believe in mewing and just shity called Astro happens to have a pack of testosterone in his house and a gift card of gym membership and that he is prone to give it to however defeat him in a fight.

Astro is not stupid or aggressive enough to actually get interest in going to where your friend is to got those, so you will need more and thats when the step 3 enters:

Step three:
Post a video of the kawai Asian high neoteny women in a dress being mistreated by your friend. And, then, make her say to the camera: ´´astro, i love you, please save me from him and i will be yours and you will be mine forever, ever. ``
Now, motivated by roids rage rage against your stupid friend, the rewards of winning a fight against him, and dating his perfect girlfriend fantasy, Astro is going to move is ass of his tik tok recording room to yours friend place.

Be aware that your friend is going to die, so make shure to select a suicidal guy, or one who enjoy being dominated in a subjective sexual manner.

Results:
Now your friend is dead, you lost your roids but made your Asian friend quiet happy.
You ask wherever you wanted to astro and he just replied with:
´´Bruh, just have some hope and believe in the processe of improvement, i don't know, gold pill basic shit you know. I invented the gold pill, did you know that? It is all about personality bruh``


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@AstroSky love you men, hope you laugh
 

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I don’t understand this thread brah
 
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We got astro sky ritual before gta 6
 
Ah, i thought you were like using it to get simps benefiting you, turns out the simp is you :waitwhat: crazy world we live nowadays
No I just like how she looks in motion, idk if I would call that simping
 
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How is that simping? I would never talk to her irl
Of course you would not talk to her, thats unrealated to simping.

Simping is idolatrising. Simple as that
 
Of course you would not talk to her, thats unrealated to simping.

Simping is idolatrising. Simple as that
Fuck you mean worshipping her? She’s just my pfp
 
You are gay then by that logic
 
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You are gay then by that logic
No, i fell atraction but dont go around sharing and venerating the images. I dont follow any ´´soft porn`` insta girl or know the name of a sub celebrit just for their looks.

You, however...
 
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  • #38
this is like the anti dean part of the forum
 
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My grandfather birthday is 9/11.

so we celebrate eating cake and shit while smiling in 9/11
 
No, i fell atraction but dont go around sharing and venerating the images. I dont follow any ´´soft porn`` insta girl or know the name of a sub celebrit just for their looks.

You, however...
I don’t know her name/forgot it
 
I might know who she is but can’t remember brah
 
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why anti dean
because dean is astro sky. Thats why astro sky profile cant be seen and shit. They are the same person. He created forum after having his popularity decreased in org. Here he can control things
 
because dean is astro sky. Thats why astro sky profile cant be seen and shit. They are the same person. He created forum after having his popularity decreased in org. Here he can control things
Tf? 😂😂
 
because dean is astro sky. Thats why astro sky profile cant be seen and shit. They are the same person. He created forum after having his popularity decreased in org. Here he can control things
no lol , just no
 
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