Method Ritual to Invoque AstroSky, most updated version 2024 July, the java method English version, first edition, Free Public Distribution, Pro Data

[Wilk]

Yoooooo this post officially have more then 1k views, wtf

 

[Wilk]

WoW, now it have 2k views? Thats insane!

 

[Whitepill]

WoW, now it have 2k views? Thats insane!

Bud it’s all bots

 

[Wilk]

Bud it’s all bots

it is kinda weird to me, like, how did it got that many views? But i am not using bots, so how?

 

[Whitepill]

it is kinda weird to me, like, how did it got that many views? But i am not using bots, so how?

Guests maybe idk

 

[Whitepill]

Also each reply counts as one view

 

[Wilk]

Also each reply counts as one view

there aren't 2k replies, far from that

 

[Whitepill]

there aren't 2k replies, far from that

The name of thread is why then it’s interesting. Although there is bots+ guests and just regular users

 

[AstroSky]

Shit thread. Idk what to even say just autistic as fuck

 

[Wilk]

Shit thread. Idk what to even say just autistic as f**k

 

[Dean]

Astro Sky is his super ego, the supermen, while Dean is Klark Kent

lmao

 

[AstroSky]

You will need:

1- A friend who dont believe in mewing (he will be sacrificed).
2- A pack of syringes filles with testosterone.
3- A contract of free membership at gym.
4- A Asian high neoteny kawai women, preferable tanned.


Step one:
Make your friend post a thread saying that mewing is cope. Astro will reply showing images of his transformation. Someone will say that mewing cant add that much bone mass. Astro will argue that he also used testosterone.

Step two:
Make your friend call Astro a importer, that he actually did surgery or something just to make him irritated. Then, tell that your friend who don't believe in mewing and just shity called Astro happens to have a pack of testosterone in his house and a gift card of gym membership and that he is prone to give it to however defeat him in a fight.

Astro is not stupid or aggressive enough to actually get interest in going to where your friend is to got those, so you will need more and thats when the step 3 enters:

Step three:
Post a video of the kawai Asian high neoteny women in a dress being mistreated by your friend. And, then, make her say to the camera: ´´astro, i love you, please save me from him and i will be yours and you will be mine forever, ever. ``
Now, motivated by roids rage rage against your stupid friend, the rewards of winning a fight against him, and dating his perfect girlfriend fantasy, Astro is going to move is ass of his tik tok recording room to yours friend place.

Be aware that your friend is going to die, so make shure to select a suicidal guy, or one who enjoy being dominated in a subjective sexual manner.

Results:
Now your friend is dead, you lost your roids but made your Asian friend quiet happy.
You ask wherever you wanted to astro and he just replied with:
´´Bruh, just have some hope and believe in the processe of improvement, i don't know, gold pill basic shit you know. I invented the gold pill, did you know that? It is all about personality bruh``


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@AstroSky love you men, hope you laugh

Ok I read this again I laughed.

 

[sigma]

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