roleplaying megathread

[emeraldpill]

we should roll play bludgeoning @Razul to near death

I’ve got a question for you

Do you like razul?

 

[Deleted Member 104212]

@Razul i think he wants to kill you

he won’t stop begging for my attention so im returning the favor

 

[Glamour]

Penis u are so wise

Only i can talk to my penis like that

 

[scotfield]

lucas: hmphh stop calling me cute i-i dont like it! w-wat did u say U asked if i like u? *blushes* Hmph! stop asking me questions that make my tummy feel weird~

hannah: ur so cute when ur shy

lucas: *accidentally moans*

Fine shyt

 

[emeraldpill]

Only i can talk to my penis like that

You talk to your penis often? Maybe I should try that

 

[Glamour]

You talk to your penis often? Maybe I should try that

You dont?

 

[emeraldpill]

You dont?

Fuck have I been missing out?

 

[Deleted Member 87111]

You talk to your penis often? Maybe I should try that

I don’t, it talks to me instead

 

[Glamour]

Fuck have I been missing out?

Intellectual conversations

 

[Deleted Member 104212]

somebody rollplay for me I don’t know how

 

[emeraldpill]

Intellectual conversations

You talk about history don’t you

 

[Deleted Member 87111]

You talk about history don’t you

About schnitzel’s work

 

[Glamour]

You talk about history don’t you

I talk about the eastern front during 1944 with my penis

 

[emeraldpill]

I talk about the eastern front during 1944 with my penis

All quiet on the western front type shit

 

[Zillophone]

we should roll play bludgeoning @Razul to near death

 

[Insomnia]

Thank god I’m Luca and not Lucas.

 

[Perceval]

when do i get the esex how mnany reps please

 

[Deleted Member 119067]

lucas: hmphh stop calling me cute i-i dont like it! w-wat did u say U asked if i like u? *blushes* Hmph! stop asking me questions that make my tummy feel weird~

hannah: ur so cute when ur shy

lucas: *accidentally moans*

Don’t ban me for disliking you

 

[Deleted Member 104212]

damn I really want to kiss you

 

[Zillophone]

damn I really want to kiss you

somebody ban this f****t please

 

[bleeder]

bump

 

[trvecel]

bump

Inb4 insomnia dies from cortisol

 

[bleeder]

Inb4 insomnia dies from cortisol

uh why

 

[Ghoultune]

Woof.

 

[bleeder]

Woof.

ok dude

 

[Ghoultune]

ok dude

WoofWoof (NiggaBitch)

 

[Galvatron]

Seriously wtf are we doing?

 

[chuu]

 

[Anna]

@emeraldpill : “hmm why did you even call me over to your house this late, don’t you know I have work tomorrow?”

anna : “shhh little boy, I need help with my economics assignment”

Emerald : “okay what problems do you have”

Anna : “just want to see you demostrate some
microeconomics”

Emerald : **

Anna : “Let's go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility”

Emerald : ahh, I think I came”

Anna : “that’s okay silly, go and wash up and I’ll be here waiting for round 2”

 

[bleeder]

WoofWoof (NiggaBitch)

woof(ok)

 

[emeraldpill]

@emeraldpill : “hmm why did you even call me over to your house this late, don’t you know I have work tomorrow?”

anna : “shhh little boy, I need help with my economics assignment”

Emerald : “okay what problems do you have”

Anna : “just want to see you demostrate some
microeconomics”

Emerald : **

Anna : “Let's go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility”

Emerald : ahh, I think I came”

Anna : “that’s okay silly, go and wash up and I’ll be here waiting for round 2”

You are definitely on multiple government registers

 

[muscipla]

yh i shouldve deleted instead of coming back n***a what the FUCK are those replies

 

[Anna]

You are definitely on multiple government registers

I like you

sorry for calling u a r****d or something yesterday

let’s have e sex

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

You are definitely on multiple government registers

Oh yea i see what u were talking about

 

[muscipla]

*i carress his head* tell me… *i sensually whisper into his ear* did u get this thing polished just for lil ol me? its so…shiny…

*i rub it like a magic crystal* does it make wishes come true too?

*and then I walk in the room and blow my head off with a 12 guage*

*bpi releases gas to imitate the smoke of a crystal ball* View attachment 305607
*my eyes roll back as the aroma leaks into my big horny nostrils* nghhh more gas~

mmmf tell me baldy did u use shoe polish or tears to get that shine

Yesss… the crystal ball is activating… the visions are coming to me now…*rubs bpi head a little faster and recites africanic chants* Aklamumaiiiii… akalmamama… shalabalaaa… krystaaaaaallum revealuuu… *goes on an orgasmic experience* Zalaka doomaa… makalaka ziiii… spirits of the shiny scalp, show me the futuuure…

@grey inserts the shotgun into @Razul ’s mouth. “No no don’t do it!!”’ kaboom! one less f****t ass bitch ass n***a to interact with on looksmaxxing.com

*I unkill myself*
View attachment 305642

Boiii watchu say bout bpirony, if you don't get your orangutan half assed flapjack that's wack ass outta my face imma humble you *scares foids off with my truecel packgod aura and frees bpirony like I'm freeing da slaves ong*

@emeraldpill : “hmm why did you even call me over to your house this late, don’t you know I have work tomorrow?”

anna : “shhh little boy, I need help with my economics assignment”

Emerald : “okay what problems do you have”

Anna : “just want to see you demostrate some
microeconomics”

Emerald : **

Anna : “Let's go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility”

Emerald : ahh, I think I came”

Anna : “that’s okay silly, go and wash up and I’ll be here waiting for round 2”

 

[emeraldpill]

I like you

sorry for calling u a r****d or something yesterday

let’s have e sex

Why don’t you go after some femboy like @nate who is interested

 

[muscipla]

@emeraldpill : “hmm why did you even call me over to your house this late, don’t you know I have work tomorrow?”

anna : “shhh little boy, I need help with my economics assignment”

Emerald : “okay what problems do you have”

Anna : “just want to see you demostrate some
microeconomics”

Emerald : **

Anna : “Let's go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility”

Emerald : ahh, I think I came”

Anna : “that’s okay silly, go and wash up and I’ll be here waiting for round 2”

yh i think the org evisc is justified

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

mmmf tell me baldy did u use shoe polish or tears to get that shine

notice how half as many ppl jfled when u did it

 

[emeraldpill]

notice how half as many ppl jfled when u did it

Because I wasn’t joking

 

[muscipla]

notice how half as many ppl jfled when u did it

foid priviliges

 

[Anna]

Why don’t you go after some femboy like @nate who is interested

I want you silly

can you choke me

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

foid priviliges

Watch what u say or i will use bpis bald head to cast spells on u

 

[emeraldpill]

Watch what u say or i will use bpis bald head to cast spells on u

n***a you just as bald when you got that hijab on

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

n***a you just as bald when you got that hijab on

stop it w the microaggresions im FAITHFUL to my arabian religion

 

[muscipla]

stop it w the microaggresions im FAITHFUL to my arabian religion

crazy shit
hows fasting going

 

[Blackpillirony]

Don’t ban me for disliking you

JFL, n*****s started beefing w me just because I disliked a shit thread when Tony did too

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

crazy shit
hows fasting going

good alhamdulillah happy last 10 nights

 

[Deleted Member 119067]

JFL, n*****s started beefing w me just because I disliked a shit thread when Tony did too

Who’s tryna start beef with you?

 

[Blackpillirony]

Who’s tryna start beef with you?

Pedophiles, doxxers and whores

 

[vespertine]

let me comment on your profile n****r i have offensive things to say