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I used to think girls didn’t fart.. like they were a magical clean strawberry bidywash smelling gender
cue one afternoon.. this girl I had a crush on for TWO fucking years let one rip on the couch… it was loud, rancid and most importantly without any forewarning
i was shattered. but that was not enough for her.. she looked me dead in the eye and said tge couch did it.
BITCH, THE COUCH DID NOT DO IT
this was the day I became a man
cue one afternoon.. this girl I had a crush on for TWO fucking years let one rip on the couch… it was loud, rancid and most importantly without any forewarning
i was shattered. but that was not enough for her.. she looked me dead in the eye and said tge couch did it.
BITCH, THE COUCH DID NOT DO IT
this was the day I became a man