RULES FOR MY FUTURE KIDS

[splanky]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

 

[icnone]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

no GPA requirements?

 

[Unkown tea maker]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

Must be my slaves u missed that one out

 

[Unkown tea maker]

no GPA requirements?

Depends 3.0 gpa isn’t impressive in SOME subjects

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)

basketball

2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)

piano or guitar

3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc

i cant

4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month

only 3x?

 

[Unkown tea maker]

I think hangout at least 8 times a month tbh I would kms if my kid didn’t have friends or didn’t hang out e them out of guilt

 

[splanky]

no GPA requirements?

omg i forgot abt that
6. MUST HAVE ALL As AND TAKE GOOD CLASSES

 

[Rololongs]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

agree

 

[icnone]

Depends 3.0 gpa isn’t impressive in SOME subjects

ngl idrc as long as my kids get all A's in stem subjects
humanities teachers can go shove their pencil up their ass

 

[Unkown tea maker]

ngl idrc as long as my kids get all A's in stem subjects
humanities teachers can go shove their pencil up their ass

Fair enough

 

[icnone]

ok tbh idrc what classes they get all A's in, I wouldn't want to force them to go down a stem path if they don't want to
but I at least hope they are academically good at whatever interests them

 

[hersheykiss]

mine prolly will be
1. no drinking under my roof (other places are fine)
2. must play a sport unless physically unable to
3. clean room = can go out
4. 80+ on grades (if below that i get tutoring for them)
5. screentime until highschool
6. ill only go thru phone if they give me a reason to
7. 15$ monthly allowance (20$ if they get a job)
8. weed is okay AT HOME once they turn 16 but no nic under any circumstances

 

[Unkown tea maker]

1 be chill w me and dont fight with me
2 no drugs smoking alcohol at all
3 all As
4 one sport and excel at it
5 any chore that u made the mess of u have to do it eg u clean ur own room
6.homework done and chores = do whatever idrc
7. Eat good and clean drink lots of water and be responsible

 

[icnone]

mine prolly will be
1. no drinking under my roof (other places are fine)
2. must play a sport unless physically unable to
3. clean room = can go out
4. 80+ on grades (if below that i get tutoring for them)
5. screentime until highschool
6. ill only go thru phone if they give me a reason to
7. 15$ monthly allowance (20$ if they get a job)
8. weed is okay AT HOME once they turn 16 but no nic under any circumstances

1 be chill w me and dont fight with me
2 no drugs smoking alcohol at all
3 all As
4 one sport and excel at it
5 any chore that u made the mess of u have to do it eg u clean ur own room
6.homework done and chores = do whatever idrc
7. Eat good and clean drink lots of water and be responsible

huh y'all really care about sports

 

[hersheykiss]

huh y'all really care about sports

yes i dont want a fat kid+ sports have given me a community and ppl to lean on when im going thru a rough time

 

[splanky]

huh y'all really care about sports

it gen benefits u sm

 

[Unkown tea maker]

yes i dont want a fat kid+ sports have given me a community and ppl to lean on when im going thru a rough time

Totally agree plus makes u friends and makes them feel good

 

[icnone]

yes i dont want a fat kid+ sports have given me a community and ppl to lean on when im going thru a rough time

my parents pushed me to do sports when I was little and it never really was fun tbh

ended up becoming obese anyways

 

[hersheykiss]

my parents pushed me to do sports when I was little and it never really was fun tbh

i hated sports until i found the one i love (cheer)

 

[Unkown tea maker]

i hated sports until i found the one i love (cheer)

My friend told me a rlly disturbing story about him and his lil sis cheer comp

 

[hersheykiss]

My friend told me a rlly disturbing story about him and his lil sis cheer comp

is it the shooting i was at that comp

 

[icnone]

i hated sports until i found the one i love (cheer)

well, whatever you do, if your kids one day say they want to play e-sports to fulfill the sports requirements say NO

counter strike gave me anger issues

 

[Trevor]

This is shit

 

[muscipla]

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

yeah sounds solid
i wouldnt push playing a instrument oo much tho

 

[Unkown tea maker]

is it the shooting i was at that comp

No he said he told his parents to get him front row seats and he brought sunglasses and he was staring at little girls and my other friend was asking about his sister in Nike pros

 

[hersheykiss]

No he said he told his parents to get him front row seats and he brought sunglasses and he was staring at little girls and my other friend was asking about his sister in Nike pros

oh thats so weird wtf

 

[splanky]

yeah sounds solid
i wouldnt push playing a instrument oo much tho

no child of mine will survive under my roof without playing at least one instrument
1 wind and 1 chordal
maybe if they’re rlly good at the non wind then they can js do that
but if they’re rlly play a wind instrument they also have to do a chordal preferably piano

 

[Trevor]

What if your sons a chud that doesn't have any friends or wants to play sports, but he stays up till 10:30 on school nights waking up at 6 getting suboptimal amount of sleep time so he can't grow well so he has absolutely 0 smv at adult age cause he's a manlet

 

[arisu]

wh

1. must be in a sport for their entire life (their pick)
2. must play an instrument and be acc good at it (dw i can help)
3. IN BED BY 10:30 ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!! weekends idrc
4. must hang out with friends at least 3x a month
5. i cant think of anymore ill do another one tmr maybe

what if they don’t have friends to hang out or smt

 

[muscipla]

no child of mine will survive under my roof without playing at least one instrument
1 wind and 1 chordal
maybe if they’re rlly good at the non wind then they can js do that
but if they’re rlly play a wind instrument they also have to do a chordal preferably piano

yeah yk what we'll see

 

[Unkown tea maker]

What if your sons a chud that doesn't have any friends or wants to play sports, but he stays up till 10:30 on school nights waking up at 6 getting suboptimal amount of sleep time so he can't grow well so he has absolutely 0 smv at adult age cause he's a manlet

I’d slip hgh and peptides in his injections for his diabetes runs in the family and if he’s fat he’ll defo get it I’m one of the only guys who don’t have it tho so idk

 

[splanky]

wh

what if they don’t have friends to hang out or smt

i’ll make sure they have some

yeah yk what we'll see

we yes WE