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my grandmother was a foid in Nazi occupied Ukraine, one day a chopped ltn, Rudolph Ropefuel came into her village and cold approached her, when their eyes met the Nazis face turned red, steam whistled out of his ears, and his pupils turned into hearts. while he was distracted, the resistance tiptoed up behind him, holding a giant wooden mallet. raising it sloooowly over his head... BONK! he was instantly flattened, turning into a pancake.
 
I do it pretty often at school and become friends with the girl. It’s a bit harder in public though ngl, not sure why
Yeah in school you’re both there to learn, in public there isn’t that shared objective so it feels like you’re more out in the open
 
my grandmother was a foid in Nazi occupied Ukraine, one day a chopped ltn, Rudolph Ropefuel came into her village and cold approached her, when their eyes met the Nazis face turned red, steam whistled out of his ears, and his pupils turned into hearts. while he was distracted, the resistance tiptoed up behind him, holding a giant wooden mallet. raising it sloooowly over his head... BONK! he was instantly flattened, turning into a pancake.
and then u and ur brothers all gathered around, unzipping eachothers pants
it was the dead of winter and u guys were missing a menorah
so u and ur brothers grabbed eachothers cocks with anne frank in the middle, merging them all together
and u all sacrificed ur ding dongs to make the last menorah
this menorah still burns bright. it is in the louvre, stolen by british inquisition
HELP THESE POOR MEN GET THEIR COCKS BACK :peeporiot::peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot: :peeporiot:
 
Fuck man you got me nervous for college now. Don’t know how Imma compete with those mfs
Idk if you’ve seen my latest threads but at least 15 of them are me complaining about having to lock tf in because EVERYONE is good looking or tall or fucking both

Trust me man, start the training arc NOW 😭🙏🏾
 
Idk if you’ve seen my latest threads but at least 15 of them are me complaining about having to lock tf in because EVERYONE is good looking or tall or fucking both

Trust me man, start the training arc NOW 😭🙏🏾
I’m willing to bet atleast half of them are on roids or some shit right?
 
Okay it doesn’t sound too bad anymore. I’m hoping ur just going to a competitive college and that ts ain’t the norm at all colleges
Tbf mine is known for parties and pretty girls. Ofc so many Chads are here. They’re horny
 
If it’s that competitive in the UK I can’t even imagine how competitive it’s gonna be at the one I wanna go to
Fucking RIP 😭 I just realised that too lmaooo

Seriously, get your money up, physique up and your experience up. You’re gonna NEED it.

Tbf I’m UK there’s a lot of north atlandid chads and 6’4 black guys
 
I think Imma just hop on roids my freshman year. You think I can still be a top tier slayer even if it takes until my sophomore year to really reach that peak?
The biggest slayers ik in college are NTmaxxed mtns BUT they’re in the soccer team and they’ve had so much experience
 
It’s all about low inhib unironically, Since everyone there is having a fresh start
Yeah. You have to learn to do shit others won’t. Like stalling to talk to a girl at the club, just go up to her if you like what you see. I even said this like 2 days ago on Halloween, some CL looking guy got no play bc he couldn’t talk to the girls there to save his life (he was taking ND asf pictures too)
 

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